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Emma del Valle

@perfectthoughts

Strip Law writer, crane operator (disgraced). Used to be merman_melville, now I’m something worse.

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Not enough people online are talking about Glem Blorchman and whether or not he’s immortal

09.03.2026 06:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, I just started binging STRIP LAW on Netflix. So fun, hilarious, smart, weird, occasionally disgusting. Therefore perfect. Bravo @hellocullen.bsky.social, top notch work!

09.03.2026 02:57 👍 376 🔁 21 💬 14 📌 1
Medieval torture

Medieval torture

Physically I’m sitting at computer but mentally I’m here

09.03.2026 01:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: I punish myself internally way more than a lot of people who definitely should be doing that even harder and more debilitatingly than me
Brain: Punish yourself more to pick up the slack, and insodoing redeem yourself
Me: And then I can stop the punishments?
Brain: Ha. As a matter of fact, no.

09.03.2026 00:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That post yesterday that was like “Kamala Harris never signed up to be responsible for voters” is still ricocheting around the inside of my skull. Maybe humans were never meant to communicate with each other at this scale

08.03.2026 20:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You used to have to click through to translate everything so it was like a little magic box opening to reveal every post. Unfortunately the world and its websites have become even less beautiful in the intervening years.

08.03.2026 06:39 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And my favorite:

08.03.2026 06:35 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 06:30 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 06:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will never again do anything as funny as this.

08.03.2026 06:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I invite you to experience my best work, ever: this guy I made up using google translate x.com/alessandroda...

08.03.2026 06:24 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

I think I’ve read every single public post about strip law that exists on the internet. Really wish I were a different kind of person!!

08.03.2026 01:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Writing a new pilot so I can use my mind to torture some guys I made up

08.03.2026 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gordon Ramsay saying, finally some good fucking news

Gordon Ramsay saying, finally some good fucking news

03.03.2026 00:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The attack was so successful it killed even more people than we intended to kill, which is good

02.03.2026 05:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been name searching strip law every half hour on here for a week and it’s making me even more crazy

28.02.2026 00:18 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My favorite pose to draw

27.02.2026 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just found this art I did for an old pitch that’s too weird to go anywhere and I kind of love it

27.02.2026 21:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True crime’s a grey area for me! I’m more into like… gangrene

26.02.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period." ERIN REED FEB 25, 2026 88 5 21 Share Kansas Sate Capitol // farzinvousoughian

1. Numerous transgender people in Kansas are reporting that the state has sent them a letter demanding the immediate surrender of drivers licenses.

Those driving could be arrested, charged, and see privileges revoked.

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26.02.2026 01:06 👍 6355 🔁 3476 💬 239 📌 910

Can’t break NDA

26.02.2026 05:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting it now. So far, exactly what I needed.

25.02.2026 22:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve never heard of this one! I’ll check it out.

25.02.2026 21:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stiff’s very fun, that’s where I read about the drunk grave robber whose diary described a rotten cadaver as “Thing Bad.” I also can’t remember the book where I found out about Mary Toft and now it’s driving me crazy!

25.02.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s your grossest historical nonfiction book/podcast rec I desperately need something gnarly

25.02.2026 19:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It’s my dream to one day live on normal avenue. Also multiple cities have one and I’ve been obsessed with that for at least 10 years.

25.02.2026 18:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Strip Law (TV Series 2026– ) ⭐ 5.5 | Animation, Comedy 25m | TV-MA

if you liked Strip Law go rate it on IMDB!!! lets get that rating UP!!! all the episodes have great scores but not enough ppl are rating the series overall. also yeah I’ll go back to being a healthy consumer of internet content soon i promise m.imdb.com/title/tt3793...

25.02.2026 17:37 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2

I miss all my good tweets. I think I had one where I called the amount of piss on the floor of a bathroom the “wow factor”

24.02.2026 20:58 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Caffeine hits you in the dick with a sledgehammer if you haven’t had it in a long time. I had one cup of coffee and I feel like my heart is trying to Kill Bill one inch punch its way out. This is one of two things I understand the Mormon church’s stance on (#2 is that angels are Italian)

24.02.2026 01:06 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone has to.

23.02.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0