I’ve decided to buy one of those cars that cruella de ville drives. Catch me driving the kind of car that has a front hood that looks like a wedge of cheese. I’m gonna die in a fender bender because the body of my car is made of fuckin cast iron skillet
I think I’d a lady in gigantic shoes to smash my brain into individual molecules
My medical provider answers every question like “Thanks for asking! Yes, that is covered. Unfortunately, this means that it is not covered. Hope this clarifies!”
Read through my tweets from the first trump presidency and it was like watching a horror movie a second time. I already know all the jump scares but now I can spot the foreshadowing. also there's a damn clown in it!!
Not enough people online are talking about Glem Blorchman and whether or not he’s immortal
Man, I just started binging STRIP LAW on Netflix. So fun, hilarious, smart, weird, occasionally disgusting. Therefore perfect. Bravo @hellocullen.bsky.social, top notch work!
Medieval torture
Physically I’m sitting at computer but mentally I’m here
Me: I punish myself internally way more than a lot of people who definitely should be doing that even harder and more debilitatingly than me
Brain: Punish yourself more to pick up the slack, and insodoing redeem yourself
Me: And then I can stop the punishments?
Brain: Ha. As a matter of fact, no.
That post yesterday that was like “Kamala Harris never signed up to be responsible for voters” is still ricocheting around the inside of my skull. Maybe humans were never meant to communicate with each other at this scale
You used to have to click through to translate everything so it was like a little magic box opening to reveal every post. Unfortunately the world and its websites have become even less beautiful in the intervening years.
And my favorite:
I will never again do anything as funny as this.
I invite you to experience my best work, ever: this guy I made up using google translate x.com/alessandroda...
I think I’ve read every single public post about strip law that exists on the internet. Really wish I were a different kind of person!!
Writing a new pilot so I can use my mind to torture some guys I made up
Gordon Ramsay saying, finally some good fucking news
The attack was so successful it killed even more people than we intended to kill, which is good
I’ve been name searching strip law every half hour on here for a week and it’s making me even more crazy
My favorite pose to draw
Just found this art I did for an old pitch that’s too weird to go anywhere and I kind of love it
True crime’s a grey area for me! I’m more into like… gangrene
Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period." ERIN REED FEB 25, 2026 88 5 21 Share Kansas Sate Capitol // farzinvousoughian
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Can’t break NDA
Starting it now. So far, exactly what I needed.
I’ve never heard of this one! I’ll check it out.
Stiff’s very fun, that’s where I read about the drunk grave robber whose diary described a rotten cadaver as “Thing Bad.” I also can’t remember the book where I found out about Mary Toft and now it’s driving me crazy!
What’s your grossest historical nonfiction book/podcast rec I desperately need something gnarly
It’s my dream to one day live on normal avenue. Also multiple cities have one and I’ve been obsessed with that for at least 10 years.
