Ruffian Price

fuck I thought they were doing a bit

I got that robust healthy soul in me

Breaks my mind that this is what "a few bad apples" was originally about

You're not in trouble. Being in trouble is a fake idea. Being in trouble was made up by Big Trouble to sell little china.

Early Dilbert comics were funny but also harmful to society because they turned us against the noble cubicle. Cubicles were civilization’s apex - a cloth box for everyone, millennia of progress ending in a private paradise cube - but Dilbert made them uncool and we’ve paid the price ever since

You're absolutely right—you do not understand. Sumerizing that post is no problem!
𒀭 𒐏𒋰𒁀𒎏𒀀𒉌𒂄𒄀𒍑𒆗𒂵
𒈗 𒋀𒀊𒆠𒈠𒈗𒆠𒂗𒄀fursona𒆠𒌵𒆤𒂍𒀀𒉌

Why does the corner store guy leave?

kinder surprise being illegal is like the one protection US citizens still have from corporations trying to kill them. the EU should copy this law

They also just released the Fire World expansion together with the third film

Actually a remake of The Anus Horror

fonts and faces, it's the gpt-image-1 signature style.

"I do have a year left to live."

going "waow that is so Sapphic" every time you see two women of different height might be the yuri corollary to the blowjob brothers

Scratch a Tardigrade, and a Bubble bursts.

The "I love doing acid and roofing" Roofing University guy post, acid replaced with horses

The text is taken from the OD game announcement and has redacted parts after "the", "horror", "cursed" and "again". Two of them feature paint effects that were warped to look like smiles, with the Flowey eyes from the Your Best Nightmare scene added to one and the FRIEND eyes from DR Ch 1 added to the other, making the context "ten years since the [Flowey] horror" and "the cursed [FRIEND]"

There are bridges everywhere for those with the eyes to see 😌

Evergreen

the bow is ideology

Jingo

when the WE'RE SO BACK / IT'S ALL OVER LFO moves into the audible range

every day i look for the answer to the age-old question "what if i just stared off into space for 6-12 hours instead of doing anything at all?" no closer to the truth despite years of research...

every book with fucking in it is a monsterfucker book because humans are the real monsters

When I tell a learner to put away a tool and reject their arguments for why it's necessary it isn't because they're too stupid. It's because tools of convenience are inherently less powerful and flexible than their own minds and inhibit their ability to reach the point where they can achieve that.

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having to think of stuff for interns to do is twenty times harder than just doing the tasks you assign to them. can't you just sit there and play on your ipad

That the Dem equivalent of Q just pretends to be a rank-and-file employee of the Park Service is actually a great bit. Can't sum up the liberal and conservative fantasies of power any better than that.

And is the media illiterate crowd that cannot engage with anything but the base layer with us in the room right now?

right about now, the snart helg brother

Throwing away worthless fiat was actually a t*p?! I need to sit down