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@steelstarl.ing
she/its π³οΈββ§οΈ ΞΞ Software Engineer for cool deep space missions you've probably heard of. Lover of obscure units and dumb trivia. Aspiring vim user. All opinions my own (pfp is picrew by k9pathy)
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high on my list of recent fixations which yeah is rough given how hard they are to find,,,i need someone to start selling custom ones with programmable chips and stuff
if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag
brother ignatz's neck is so scarfed up
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
christian @nopoweradeinusa friend: what have U been doing lately? me, in an extremely monotonous drone voice, slowly craning my head to face them: using the computer 1:12 AM β’ Apr 19, 2017
some sweet drawings for a sweet friend :o)
Sheepish
stares at you
ive been in tears over this since i woke up
i hope if youβre older than say your early 20s youβve found a good reason to live besides spiting your enemies. if youβre like 22 youβre fine though. maybe just start thinking about it
Hit the trail! πͺ§
[ #art #designs ]
A photograph of cartoon drawing of a dog holding a leash in their mouth, pinned to a bulletin board. Text above and below them reads βDIY Dog Walking- Exactly What Youβd Expect.β
Inside of me there are two wolves
Heathcliff stands outside a Robot Wig store, standing next to the Robot Wig salesman. Two robots, wearing spiffy wigs, walk by in the background. The owner of the wig store says "Follow your passion."
02 Mar 2026
Tumblr post by user "cryptotheism" that reads: Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine. Reblog added by cryptotheism: Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine. Additional reblog added by cryptotheism: Bad news about the divine
This is basically how my brain is set up at this point
a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots
i β£οΈ bodily autonomy
Why DS9 holds up so well.
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Remember...safety first!
i think i'm choosing pombon..........
I made them butch4femme tourists
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
A four panel comic strip. Panel one: text reads βI love drawing my scrungly guys at the computer.β A coyote is shown looking at the viewer over his shoulder whilst typing at a computer. Panel two: text reads βBut what are they computing?β A close of view of a badge on the computer reading βCBM- Coyote Business Machines.β Panel three: text reads βMaking a game? Drawing up a budget? Home automation?β The coyote says, βI use the computer to communicate!β Panel four: a close view of the computer screen, showing a simple program written in Basic: β10 print βyipβ 20 goto 10β Run Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
The screenshot of the release notes reads: A new version of TeX Live Utility is available! TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now? Release Notes: Changes Since 1.54 β’ Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book. β’ First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software. β’ Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date. β’ Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date. β’ Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database. Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144. β’ Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models. β’ Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.
There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.
album is now live on tidal, amazon music, and deezer. on its way to spotify, apple music, and everything else most likely before the end of the week
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "The puppy does not concern himself with online discourse"
The puppy
Heathcliff sits on a small cat bed underneath a giant poster with the word "ME" in huge text and an arrow, point down to the spot where he's sitting. Grandpa Nutmeg stands off to the side with a guest and says "That's his favorite spot."
26 Feb 2026
Instead of a kissing booth, it's a werewolf bite booth. Shed your humanity and join a wolf pack today