Yanny

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE 😂😂😂

My arse is in my tempur bed & I’m in clover!

I read this headline & all I can think is….who drools? One less thing to worry about ha!

I accept I am spoiled but M&S sourdough was / is better. That’s my basic bitch when I don’t have it freshly made at home. I didn’t know the climate denier thing. Never again!

Thanks Quasimodo 😆

Well it was my first! My last too.

This is the kind of stuff I voted for. Good work.

Took a mortgage out to buy my first ever Gail’s bakery sourdough earlier. Was so looking forward to it. Just eaten some & disappointed. Wooly. Dry.

Well he is made of WHALE bone & that’s my current size.

I WISH I WAS!! I soooo wish I lived there. Mais…non.

I think he looks like he’ll enjoy it! I’m fretty about food…he’ll take me seriously & steer me well!

No! No forgiving needed; I was just sure we had.

We’ve discussed it! I’m sure. With your clubbing pals @dannykelly.bsky.social? Chester is ok. I don’t love it. I don’t hate it.

That was meant to say ‘I also love the Tudors!’ So no idea what happened there.

Chester!

It’s whipping round the house!

I love Norway, Denmark & Scotland so I felt it was my *cultural appropriation* right. I also love the studies but felt *lifting* the Tudor Heart might take a bit more guile.

3hrs 25mins drive home. Brilliant. Hot water on & dying to sleep in my lovely cool bed. For me, that’s the litmus test of getting old. I love my breaks but I love my home & my bed so much too. Also love my floor. I’ve no carpets & genuinely find the thought of them yuck.

I think it’s bitterly cold tonight. Properly ‘cannot get warm’ cold.

From vikings to the Isle Of Lewis to the British Museum to my fridge. And yet he STILL LOOKS WORRIED.

Read it this morning with my jaw dropped. It was enraging & fascinating & aren’t they just the worst people. How lucky can they be to be born to lives like that & yet so grasping?

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Abed. The British museum is mad: my headcouldn’t cope with the Assyrian gates, Sutton Hoo, Rosetta Stone + the fact that Cleopatra was 17 when she died. It was all SO MUCH. As fat as butter & had ENOUGH now. Night #London.

I’m so full of London Love x

Show off!

Cd be - not seen her tits tbf

It’s glorious!

Less lovely in many ways!

I mean it’s no Tyne but #london

What the oldest thing I’ve ever touched?

<insert your Mum joke here>