Christopher Megrath

You have my interest

Vikman stans rise up!!!

Getting a takeaway everyone send me suggestions across all cuisines

Cant tell me nothing after a haircut. Shoot straight from a 4 to a 5 with the attitude of a 10

The Masked Singer is brainrot for boring adults

Samantha Mumba saying she'd love to do Eurovision but she's "never been asked 😭😭 BITCH open your emails and APPLY!!! 😭😭😭

Mindboggling that some Love Islanders have decided to go back in when they weren't liked the first time

£1,000,000 to anyone who can guess this is

Killing myself

Don't know if I'm just getting old but the constant sexual nature of X is nauseating. It's not even intriguing it's just BORING

There's literally no reason to use X anymore now Where is Lorraine is here

"I love it" MUVVA LINDA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #TheTraitors

Hiding accents and jobs for no reason like why are we pretending to be Welsh and nail techs 😭 #TheTraitors

Coke can #TheTraitors

White tank tops are a disease I can't believe people actually wear them in public never mind TO THE CLUB

I turn 30 and have a summer festival this year I want EVERYONE to hold me to account for getting in shape

V excited to officially start my Eurovision year tomorrow with some fucking dreadful opinions x

Back to work again tomorrow full time and it's not even new years yet? Doesn't feel right

The worst part of me deeply needs Tommy from Love Island Aus

I haven't endured a single rant, argument or thought piece since leaving Twitter for here and I love it. LOVE IT.

Hate them. Hate them in everything. Hate the flavour, texture and vibe. Like the green aesthetic though x

Fuck pistachios

Ngl the Basel football stadium viewing party sounds insanely good, potentially more so than arena tickets

So am I understanding correctly that there will be a giant frame in the middle of the arena?

Screaming

Asked my fella to order me the same and he comes back with a Heineken???

#BringBlackBlimps

Very cool Finland v cool 🧊

Yes I bought it

Brainrot knows many forms