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And somehow baseball people think that SOCCER is confusing

12.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're too scared to do it you scared little scared baby that's scared.

11.03.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maslow needs to rewrite his hierarchy with "ferry boat filled with fish and chips" at the top.

10.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a lab coat says it does not in yellow letters Alt: Dr. Cox from Scrubs, nodding while saying, "It does not." He is very disappointed in you.
10.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR FRUIT BASKET STANDS????

10.03.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

World Series

10.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1142 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Even as a cynical scholar of rape culture, I'm shocked that this isn't the headline story on domestic politics everywhere right now. It's just an unfathomable abuse of power, in clear violation of the law.

10.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2613 ๐Ÿ” 1047 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Universal Basic Income

10.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 450 ๐Ÿ” 88 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I NEED IT

10.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might be time to bring back war criminal trials that include rich people this time

09.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1754 ๐Ÿ” 275 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So far zero in person meetings since RTO started but every day I've been in I have to find a focus room to take calls from. So great.

09.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The light rail across the lake opens up end of the month so I will try that, but it's longer than even the bad traffic when you include getting to the station (and finding parking....)

09.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PC early access

09.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's clearly Bermuda Longtail shit incoming

09.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I'm not playing Slay the Spire 2, all I want to do is play Slay the Spire 2. And the multiplayer co-op is SO great!

09.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a 22 mile, 2+ hour bike ride to Redmond from where we live (we bought expecting no RTO) ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 448 ๐Ÿ” 71 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yeah US gas prices are almost always on the low end globally, but we're up about $2/gal already from a couple weeks ago. Which can't mean good things for everywhere else!

09.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RTO is really fucking with everything. We were only filling up the gas car every 3-4 months for the last several years. Now it's working as a 2-3 day a week commuter car again right as gas prices are skyrocketing. Awesome.

09.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regular unleaded at Costco already $4.36

09.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

One free use per week. Pay per additional push

09.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and to the extent that the US does have a social safety net, it's because people fought and lost their jobs, freedom, and lives for it

09.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our house number is XXYY. Our neighbor directly nextdoor is XXXY. How often do you think mail, packages, food, etc. get misdelivered?

09.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F1 is SO back! This is a season for the sickos

08.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The single elevator has been undergoing repairs for 2 weeks. Those stairs are a good workout though....

08.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I realize I'm VERY late to The Rehearsal but oh my God episode 2 is INSANE!

08.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!

08.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tesla? Djokovic? I'm just throwing darts.

08.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He hates AJ Barner?

08.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out humans don't just hit the middle suggested word above the cell phone keyboard in their brains

07.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0