cars should have toilets
12.03.2026 02:50
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cars should have toilets
woah. we might hit 80 this weekend. that's summer numbers
Her: Have you seen the dog bowl?
Him: No but I’ve seen him catch a tennis ball
family feud but it's junkyard dogs vs alley cats
thanks for sharing ✌🏾
this country is a sealed tuna sandwich
one of my favorite guitar players here as well 😎
When I feel lonely, I do laundry and when I get the clothes out of the dryer, I get a big warm hug
so rude
got a script for an antibiotic
3 pills, one a day
that's more like it
you guys think you have it rough? we had to take our fucking radios out of our cars and carry them around with us so they wouldn’t get stolen.
of course we dont understand R2D2 we never saw R1D1
Bluesky is just Twitter’s retirement community
paradiddle shed video?
same. just got back from the dentist. thought i had another root canal coming up. i was just a little too thorough with my flossing
still have major reconstruction coming up as soon as i get back to work
yay
that's good to hear :)
🫂
Sometimes it sits with me and sets down its drink that an illusion would get up and leave without this furniture. We believe in each other we're comfortable, as long as I vacuum right through reality's slippers
Love it
She was frightful yet sexy, like a
spaghetti mummy
Me and Kenny Loggins plucking our eyebrows to combat unibrow
Falafel? more like falawsome
beautiful ash!
some signs of life here
also, hi 🤗
Add a letter, ruin a song.
You Bare The Sunshine Of My Life
this is the way
Add a letter, ruin a song.
Highway To Hello
Add a letter, ruin a song.
Wet Are The Champions
watching Italy put it on the USA team is hilarious. Let's go 🤌🏾
hey sorry I was being a bitch last night, I meant every word
Of course, my friend 🙂