Brandon

You know what I would love? A thunderstorm

I’m a member of a local place in my neighborhood - Mural City cellars. Everything they make uses grapes from within 300 miles of Philly

I’m alwayssss saying this

Idea: no more work today, be on couch under blanket instead

You’ve been warned

Hump day AND quarterly wine club pickup day

Maybe I am just weird about this but somebody getting my number from a friend rather than just asking me for it is an ick

Also why are we asking a third party for someone’s phone number in 2026 when you could just shoot an ig DM to gauge interest lol

I will literally give you something next time you’re here lol I’m hoarding!!

Ok I really need to start pawning pottery off on people, this is getting ridiculous

There is so much LEG on full display outside 🥰

Can you ask them to be less mean

If I ever get there I’ll measure it :/

Put that on a shirt

Hiiii

I’m gonna bravely admit that I’ve lived in Philly for 10 years and have never been to longwood gardens

Dubai chocolate amoxicillin

I feel like maybe not everything needs to be “Dubai”-chocolated

You get it

I’m sold

I feel like we aren’t properly exploring the possibilities of what an uncrustable can be filled with

Enjoying post-vacation antisocial recovery time but also excited to kiki a lil bit with my friends this weekend

I’m sure we’ll be back to freezing and snow in like a week lol

Cries in window units that are put away for the winter

Like why am I sweating inside my house

I think we all know it would be @lerrrgan.bsky.social

Why is it 78° I’m actually mad

I don’t make the rules, sorry!!!

⚠️this has been extended for an additional 48 hours⚠️

Comp review and find out my bonus today 😵‍💫