Spaghetella Meatballarez (@mastergurgle)

looks around

14.03.2026 07:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

also Ev does forgive him pretty easily despite the fact that he could have very much died because he has a savior complex and is also very stupid and doesn't see the value in his life unless he is helping someone actively lalalalala

13.03.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

braaaap

13.03.2026 08:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what the fuck is rot13

13.03.2026 08:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

see i knew she’d get it

13.03.2026 07:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I DID NOT SHIT MYSELF my guts are jusy realllllly active and goooodddd does it feel gooood

13.03.2026 07:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

idk how to censor on bsky im cooked

13.03.2026 07:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im censoring this

ive lowkey got the runs right now and can feel shit shifting in my intestines and it turned me the fuck on i have a problem

13.03.2026 07:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SHES THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL UNDERSTAND

13.03.2026 07:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have something incredibly tmi to share that made me hot. ash can i tell you if youre seeing this

13.03.2026 06:58 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

I have something incredibly tmi to share that made me hot. ash can i tell you if youre seeing this

13.03.2026 06:58 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

wth

13.03.2026 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you see this, share your smash bros main!

13.03.2026 06:50 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Why did my last two posts actually get noticed lol. anyways im still craving to be turned into sad girl blubber by someone who doesnt even want to get fat

13.03.2026 02:30 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

youre the most pathetic of them all.

12.03.2026 21:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So many of you going “Me me me!!” but i dont see a single one of you in my dms with your maw open begging for me to slide down your gullet. PUSSIES

12.03.2026 08:49 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I need to be digested by the most pathetic of women its not even funny

12.03.2026 05:13 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 1

Reaallly noooow?

12.03.2026 08:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HEHEHEHEHEE HEYYYYY

12.03.2026 08:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Heyyy~

12.03.2026 05:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smirks

12.03.2026 05:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to be digested by the most pathetic of women its not even funny

12.03.2026 05:13 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 1

AS MY FIRST ACT AS RULER OF THE LANDS ALL WILL BE FORCE FED 12 OF ME FOR EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY

11.03.2026 20:02 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I think about this art piece a lot. like a lot.

11.03.2026 09:37 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hottest things a man can do:
- maxed charisma
- certifiably insane
- long hair
- can kill me (but won't for some reason)
- has a decent kda ratio
- not actually a binary man
- size diff of at least 50 cm (1ft 6')
- morally dubious
- dark hair or white hair (or both)
- big coat