Brit

It’s for cheaters fr. I love that terrible show.

Being the adults is fun except when it isn’t

Free game: If you’re going to name your customer support AI and have it respond, time the response send time so that it could have been written in a timeframe longer than me putting my phone down.

Is it every city or are Baltimore good influencers especially bad? I mean, I’m grateful they aren’t giving away the secrets, but they are not eating as good as they should be.

It’s a pretty common name, esp if the person’s parents speak Spanish!

I’m okay! You were great! Don’t beat yourself up.

Noooo

I have heard about and seen some truly gnarly medical emergencies because of those metal grill brushes. Please stop using them! They’re very dangerous!

Congratulations on your graduation!

the street numbers start from Charles and Baltimore streets but you only learn from word of mouth because fuck you

80% sure I just saw a bald eagle flying over Mount Vernon.

I hope the good folks at Mama Koko’s know that they can never close.

Why aren’t we talking about Pillion Tea more in Baltimore? Because this is a really good thing we should be trying to keep going.

I need to meet John Waters this year. Is Atomic Books still my best bet?

Johns Hopkins: "What if we created an entire program that rests on validating the ridiculous principle of 'alternative facts?’"

Open Works to hold resource fair for laid-off federal workers Open Works is hosting a resource fair to support laid-off government workers and contractors on April 25 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

just learned about this! Baltimore: please share broadly

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I thought most would agree that “Upstairs, Downstairs” would have been too exploitative to make into a reality TV update. However, Bravo has five or more versions of it with dozens of seasons.

Congratulations!

Harris County (TX) Public Library

Budget airline Avelo to fly deportation flights for ICE from Arizona Budget carrier Avelo Airlines says it has signed an agreement to fly deportation flights from Arizona starting in May

If you ever have the opportunity to fly Avelo Airlines—don’t.

I know we’re not supposed to look at our retirement accounts every day, but it’s a great way to see just how bad the economy has gotten in a week.

Which book?

crush-having is a survival skill. to have a crush is to reject despair and embrace hope. a crush is an imaginative investment in the future. all the most miserable people you know could crush-have their way into contentment if they only knew how

COOKED

Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.

The one thing I don’t like about my birthday is its proximity to April Fools’. I have always hated that day, but this timeline we live in makes me hate it even more.

Ma présentation a été annulée par l’Université de New York Mon «alma mater» a préféré jouer de surobéissance préventive pour ne pas froisser le gouvernement Trump.

Not in the US news yet, but the ex-president of Doctors Without Borders had a talk on humanitarian work cancelled by NYU's department of emergency medicine seemingly because it mentioned that in 2024 Gaza was one of the places with the largest number of "humanitarian victims"

If you believe in America, the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence really gives you all the permission you need.

COOKED

Accidentally referred to my mom and stepdad as my parents to my bio dad. Lollllll