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Evan Clayson

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Hi friends! After almost 16 years, my time living in Houston is coming to a close. I’ve recently accepted a job that will allow me to work full time in Palm Springs, California. My last day in Houston will be February 21.

01.02.2026 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No!

14.10.2025 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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11.10.2025 04:50 👍 738 🔁 176 💬 33 📌 12
RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight

RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight

RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

27.06.2025 15:00 👍 4216 🔁 441 💬 81 📌 21
Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist

Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist

Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist
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22.03.2025 15:00 👍 3534 🔁 283 💬 22 📌 6
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There are so many justifications for getting phones out of schools and he just had to pick the one that was the most batshit crazy

22.03.2025 13:54 👍 758 🔁 67 💬 33 📌 8
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First time checking out the Palm Springs Art Museum

31.01.2025 15:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get back to work 😾

29.01.2025 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Bernie Sanders: "You're coming before this committee and you say you're pro-vaccine, and yet your organization is making money selling a child's product for to parents for $26 which casts fundamental doubt on the usefulness of vaccines."

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New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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26.01.2025 19:00 👍 4588 🔁 415 💬 87 📌 55

My first-ever Apple product was an iPod Video I bought in 2006. My second Apple product is an iPhone 16 I bought today after years of being ostracized for my green text bubbles. 🤪

27.01.2025 03:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hiking Whitewater Preserve.

25.01.2025 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time

New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time

New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time
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24.01.2025 23:00 👍 3519 🔁 259 💬 26 📌 9
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Yeah, but when are we going to get the Epstein Files his followers are always asking about? 🤔

23.01.2025 23:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That gym haha. I'm usually a morning gym guy. Ill be splitting between LA and EoS depending on what workout I'm doing.

23.01.2025 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll be headed back to that gym pretty soon!

23.01.2025 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A closeup of a brown tabby cat flopping in front of a computer monitor. His head is upside down, his fat polydactyl paws are curled under his chin and his fangs are dangling with contentment. He’s having his belly rubbed and feeling the bliss.
#CatsOfBlueSky

A closeup of a brown tabby cat flopping in front of a computer monitor. His head is upside down, his fat polydactyl paws are curled under his chin and his fangs are dangling with contentment. He’s having his belly rubbed and feeling the bliss. #CatsOfBlueSky

Will work for belly rubs

21.01.2025 10:57 👍 10629 🔁 363 💬 158 📌 16

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

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