Ah, just par for the course for me by now, when you think about it
29.08.2025 07:32
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Ah, just par for the course for me by now, when you think about it
The buyers are supporting their parents/in-laws who have safely fled Sudan for the UK, and can therefore no longer afford a mortgage on a second home. I'm glad they're safe, but am also severely out of pocket at a particularly difficult time.
My house sale just fell through and if I gave you a thousand guesses you'd never guess why.
Civil war in Sudan.
The St George's Cross flag is so gaudy I can't even. I hate that 1990s fashion is back in
I don't get this new obsession by the far right with some old Turkish guy from 500 years ago who never even visited England
First week of a new contract done and dusted. Desperately trying not to get in touch with the old one because I know I'll only confirm how expendable I am
So she's written a letter to Jack Black about it and I'm posting it to his agent in LA tomorrow
Like, her five year old cousin has terminal cancer, which is horrendous, and now she discovers spider bites just... Suck? FML. I get it
It took a lot of getting out of her and I think she was surprised at how much I identified with how crushing this realisation is
My ten year old admitted to me today that one of the reasons she's been so down lately is she's realised she's never going to develop magic powers
Oh yeah if you feel sorry for my sister in law (you should) then Rosie's GoFundMe is right here: gofund.me/b229fdf6
I'll start a new one for moving costs when I sober up... Best birthday ever btw
Purple haired woman with small blonde child, both smiling like they know that smelly Uncle James is about to suffer a short sharp shock
Bad news for my husband this evening as my five year old niece declared she needs me to immediately move myself and our daughter into their street... Without Smelly Uncle James. You see, Rosie has an excellent ace up her sleeve: the terminal cancer card.
Bye James. It's been a great 13 years mate
Americans: I don't know if you have these, but think Woodland Disney. I'm livid.
Wednesday evening I grabbed a Coke Zero and my swimsuit. And that's the day I found out what a Center Parcs is. And that I'd been here all week, sitting in meetings.
On Monday evening they went swimming. "It's amazing," they said. I'd been working all day and was knackered so said no. Same on Tuesday. "There's an amazing slide Mummy. You're missing out." But... Back to back meetings, man.
So my husband got sick of the heat and suggested we go stay at some place. He said it was a cottage in the woods with a swimming pool. My sister in law talks about it all the time and he said there was WiFi so we got in the car. I grabbed my work laptops and phones and we left.
Apparently the boy - a cousin - has been mean to the girl about her teddy, warranting a boot to the groin
Thanks, yeah, and this was a whole year ago as well. I've come on so much.
The official poster for IKYBITPDAYC, as drawn by my daughter last year
Happy 2nd International Kick Your Brother In The Penis Day (And Your Cousin) to those who celebrate.
AI is the new "buying NFTs" vs "not being a fucking idiot"
AI is the new CD vs Minidisc
Opinions about AI come from one of two camps: people whose dads bought VHS tapes, and people whose dads invested heavily in Betamax
My dog's staying with my parents and I really miss there being someone so pleased to see me every morning that they nearly wet themselves
When's the second season of Rivals coming out? The only thing making me feel better about the 20s is remembering the 80s
Oh and you can pre-order it, if that's your kind of thing www.waterstones.com/book/the-reg...
Photo of a page of The Bookseller magazine. Helen Gaskell - The Regency Switch. HQ Digital, £9.99, 26th February. Manchester-based Gaskell's time-switch romance sees Etta Moore swap the 21st century for the Regency and Miss Henrietta Bainbridge aka 'Mad Hetty' leave behind servants for a crash course in new technology.
I'm in the FREAKING BOOKSELLER people!!!!! It's REAL!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like this could really catch on
She's glad you like it! Thank you for doing these sessions - it's a lovely thing for kids to do on a Saturday morning.
Pooperella...
... And her picture of a poop demon
My daughter wanted a potato but she always wants a potato. Her whole school is obsessed with them. I suspect she's learned a great deal more about drawing by learning about poop demons though