Zev

Chicken nuggets dipped in ranch dressing.

One or the other would post "It's #ShamelessSelfPromo [day of week]!1!!" and all the other fast food places would post their links in the thread and repost everyone else's... but ultimately no one would buy any food.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!

Coming soon, folks.

And if you don't already, subscribe to my Substack!

Link in bio.

I've gotten these emails a lot lately. Ask them which version they purchased, then compare that answer to your sales report and share the results with them. 😉

Nah. She got paid and bounced.

We don't talk enough about how Phoebe Cates fucking ATE as Princess Caraboo.

Good morning.

Also, thanks for the plug. ❤️

They're actually both available for the time being.

The Prowler (1981) is on Tubi and the white pumps are serving

Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent

hennies.

Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.

😂

Oh, okay.

Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.

Bought the no-chafe undies this time.

Made savanyú káposzta—aka sauerkraut.

In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌

Can they, though?

I need y'all straight guys to stop wearing these fucking shoes with EVERYTHING so the algorithm will stop suggesting them to me.

Please.

I beg.

Cleo Laine, Regarded as Britain’s Greatest Jazz Voice, Dies at 97 During a career that crossed the Atlantic, the contralto was considered Britain’s finest contribution to the quintessential American genre.

Gays—the goddess Cleo Laine has left us.

Did he call you bro? Or just misspell your name?

Reminder that summer in the American South isn't about the heat, it's about the humidity.

I wish I had a Jewfro, but alas... I got my mother's family's stick-straight, baby-fine hair.

Boo.

Toot.

My husband's hair is naturally curly, so of course he keeps it cut short so it doesn't curl.
🙄

I think a lot about that time Jane Fonda couldn't get her red carpet dress off, so she just slept in it.

We all do. Especially the people who refuse to admit it.

Watching The Studio, and it is *chef's kiss*

The only thing that would make it better is if Seth Rogen did the entire thing completely naked.

I said what I said.

Genevieve O'Reilly didn't get an Emmy nomination for "Andor."

I'm calling the police.

May the world treat you the way you treat all those indie authors whose books you never buy, even though you swear up and down that their stories matter.
#indieauthors
#authorsofbluesky

So, question for some of y'all on here:

why is it that you only allow yourselves to interact with self-published authors after you've posted a "Pick me!1!!" post begging them to post the links to their books?

Real answers only!1!! 😉