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Watermelon Banzai

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Archivist during the Day and a Writer at Night. I also dabble in computers, both retro and modern, as well as video games. I often like to hold up neat looking potatoes and talk about them at length to anyone who will listen, because they're neat! ๐Ÿ‰

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Ah, yes, the ancient ritual of ... inserting physical media into a device.

09.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With all the Short Form Content out there these days, they should bring back Shorties Watching Shorties.

09.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got a number of albums that used to be on Bandcamp, which no longer are for whatever reason... so, I often wonder, am I the only one who owns a copy?

04.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's bread.

26.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to get away from Discord, but it seems not many of my friends care, so... I dunno.

25.02.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye, I miss the days of true customization with profiles!

18.02.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

18.02.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hell to the yeah.

18.02.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I miss those days... felt more like a real sense of community.

18.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Screw it all, I'm just going to self-host my own damn message board.

18.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like steel cut oats because they're metal.

18.02.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once again, I feel like a digital nomad. I've been traveling down this information super highway for so long now. Going from platform to platform; chat rooms to instant messengers to forums to social media to dedicated chat apps, all victims of enshittification. I'm tired, and I want to settle down.

17.02.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have become very cynical and weary about the internet and its future, from the manipulation of social media to the implementation of AI to distort reality and mass surveillance.

I try to self host what I can to hold on to some sense of privacy and ownership, but I continue to grow so very tired.

16.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine a horror movie set within medieval times... the dinner theater restaurant!

15.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I turn the big four oh this year and I dunno what to do to celebrate... would be cool to do an old school LAN party... or at least play a ton of online multiplayer games with people... but neither will probably happen.

15.02.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spending my Friday Night by setting up my own Private Server for Unreal Tournament 2004 on my Home Server, because I rule.

14.02.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Well, we're really not all that compatible, but damn, can you put together a good chicken dish!"

13.02.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if "Marry Me Chicken" has ever actually worked.

13.02.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep On Iron Keeping On... ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ

12.02.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never thought I'd be setting up my own TeamSpeak server on my own Home Server in 2026, but hey, here I am. Good times.

12.02.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. I think it's hard, especially being of an age where you were there for its rise, saw its potential, what it was before corpos got a stranglehold on it, and limited your personalization. If nothing else, I can thank it all for pushing me to set up my own Home Server, and taking back what I can.

11.02.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just so tired... after being on the internet for 25+ years now, I've belonged to so many communities, using so many services and platforms, witnessed their rise and fall, giving way to enshittification.

I don't know if I can care again.

10.02.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the ways things are going, I'm really wondering how much longer I can stomach being online.

10.02.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They played real board games each episode, so it certainly gave me some ideas on new games to try out myself now!

09.02.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You must be upset after the Super Bowl, huh, what with being from New England, yeah?"

Me: I was watching an anime about an after-school board game club.

09.02.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"One person's trash is another's treasure," sure, but that feels like a bit of an oversimplification... or maybe I'm making it too deep.

09.02.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if there's a name for such a phenomena, but it always fascinates me when an artist's least personal favorite piece of art they made ends up being someone's favorite of them all.

09.02.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a fan of many things, but I don't belong to any fandoms.

08.02.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think tonight I shall start watching Popular Anime Show.

03.02.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "problem" with being a digital archivist is that it's hard for me to turn off that part of my brain once I get home from work. I spend far too much time organizing, cataloging, entering metadata, etc. for my movies, music, games, etc. at home to the point where I rarely ever actually enjoy them.

28.01.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0