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Andres Cardenas

@eldandy

I was born a poor Mexican child. I'm a genius because I can't make a lamp. My father invented the question mark.

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It is a Samsung. I guess $31.79 is worth it, but he'll pay full retail when it comes to fixing it down the road.

01.10.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
James Letcher Jr. Takes a Missed FG Back 128 Yards Into The End Zone | CFL
James Letcher Jr. Takes a Missed FG Back 128 Yards Into The End Zone | CFL YouTube video by CFL

All this CFL talk reminds me of the greatest single use of the skycam. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umwk...

04.06.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Key and Peele outrageous football names don't get better than Player A. Team, The Ohio State. #ohiostate

11.01.2025 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a shame you -- a SJSU guy -- didn't think of this sooner @byajperez.bsky.social

23.12.2024 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I never imagined when I went to the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame in '08 there would be a Rickey Henderson artifact. It was a signed base by Henderson -- stolen base No. 1,066 -- for Yutaka Fukumoto who had held the title of all of professional baseball's stolen base mark of 1,065.

RIP Rickey

22.12.2024 05:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I smoked week with Johnny Hopkins.

21.12.2024 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How could you confuse Duff Dry great halfback Dan Beerdorf with the Bud Bowl?

21.12.2024 02:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I bet you can hear this commercial.

09.12.2024 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HE'S A MAN! HE CAN TAKE A PAYCUT!

07.12.2024 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You should be careful. Tucker and Ice Cube took a limo ride together in South Central. He's more hood than you ... Tucker, not Ice Cube.

03.12.2024 05:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How could you tell Tyson did through all the pixilation on Netflix?

26.11.2024 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean they want soilders living in homes? And here I thought I was the only person that felt that way.

19.11.2024 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to their first sponsor?

18.11.2024 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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That UAB player has Amir Garrett energy surrounded by the other team.

17.11.2024 05:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Toronto uniform is a great tribute to Vince Carter @pgfiii.bsky.social

16.11.2024 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hail to the victors.

09.01.2024 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The perfect rainy day song. Thank you Jack FM.

20.12.2023 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Free Hello Fresh boxes. Be aware they need a credit card. If you don't cancel, they will auto-charge you.

17.12.2023 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring

06.07.2023 03:07 πŸ‘ 3222 πŸ” 612 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 17

I'm now on Bluesky.

05.07.2023 04:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0