Central Florida suffers from restaurants which routinely underestimate the time my orders will take by 400 or 500% and the time spent sitting waiting for their failed promises is turning me into a minor arch-criminal.
Ron Darling & Darryl Strawberry at Madison Square Garden
Styling and profiling
I like the idea of the Mets getting a good haul from the Red Sox in a Senger trade. "Who is this guy? We wanted Senga."
Janis Goblin concept art from The Church on Ruby Road Doctor Who she is slamming hot in this and yes i would
Once again, Lotta Goblin talk... no idea how it got started
A pint of Florida Keys Iguana Bait Honey Hibiscus Kölsch
At the Happiest Place On Earth*
*Yard House Orlando at happy hour
An Amazon listing entitled: “Flymind Safe Keychain Set for Girls with Personal Safety Alarm, Hand Sanitizer Holder, Whistle and Pom - Rating 4.5” There is a circle of images surrounding an image of the keychain itself. Those images are captioned anticlockwise as follows: “For students For gifts For women alone For elderly For outdoor sports For potential murder” All the images are stock photos apart from “For potential murder” which is an unsettling illustration of a wide-eyed face being gagged by a hand from behind.
Was just browsing handy keychains for my daughter and this took a dark and unexpected turn.
The Mets have been drafted and are off to the Middle East
New verse of "Sun City" just arrived
America 250, in one photo.
Now all there is to do is wait for an inebriated Joe Namath to confess his desire to kiss Taylor Swift
Money can’t buy you happiness.
Or much gasoline now either.
Screenshot of a Facebook post from Gainesville, Florida mayor Harvey Ward: “Google tells me that there is a city called Shahrud in northeastern Iran. About the same number of people live there as live in Gainesville. There is a university there. The people of Shahrud don’t seem to be in the path of the war yet. Their mayor is a man named Mohsen Ahmadi. I don’t know anything about him, other than that his neighbors will look to him again today to provide some sense of stability in a senseless and unstable time. Every morning I pray for wisdom and guidance. This morning I pray that same wisdom and guidance for Mayor Mohsen Ahmadi. May peace be upon him, and you.”
I really liked this post from our mayor (of Gainesville, FL) today
If you look closely enough an alligator is in there I swear
Meanwhile in Central Florida the neighborhood alligator lurks, sizing up the visitors' pets.
Shout out to the guy wearing a Nuremberg 2026 shirt at Disney World I guess?
I hear this license plate in exasperated Richard Simmons' voice.
Carbo Nation efferves!
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
they thought we wouldn't notice international womens day on daylight savings when we lose an hour but I noticed. time misogyny
It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I want—I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, “I know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, “You find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, “Well, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, “I didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, “You know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”
The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.
Me, seeing that a wing place I want to check out is on Ronald Reagan Blvd: ugh but at least that's right around the corner.
Florida: silly vaxxer there are many Ronald Reagan Blvds here the one you seek is 48 miles away.
Going through a crowded, bustling, Publix lot earlier we stopped to let a young man cross who was carrying a helium "Happy Women's Day" balloon, a few roses, and a cake. We thanked him for his service.
Silhouette Salad is my favorite little known track from The Fixx's 1983 album Reach the Beach
President Trump remarks on plans for Cuba at "Shield of the Americas" summit in Florida: "Cuba's in its last moments of life as it was. It'll have a great new life…That'll be an easy one."
He added: "I'm not learning your damn language. I don't have time."
"Talkin' Softball" by Terry Cashman
Napoli has a player named Buongiorno. Must be tough being his coach. How do you yell at him?
Bruce Dern, left, with Clint Eastwood in 1968's "Hang 'em High."
@gametheory.bsky.social I wanted to reply to your recent Laura Dern post with this but it wouldn't upload then. Maybe now...
Somewhere nearby Kash Patel slams 95 imported calories in celebration of this antisocial behavior.
