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New Year’s TomπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@tomtificate

Writer and ex-podcaster specializing in anime, comics and film; currently in education for the money, such as it is. Barnacle on the hull of the publishing industry (proofing, editing, etc.). He/him/bi. ADHD. Banner art from MAWS

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Chili’s chain values should begin and end with β€œdeep fried onion entrees are good” and as a trans person I absolutely reject the claim that they have any additional values beyond that

11.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nooo

11.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mandalorians: He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk.
Grogu: 🎢I can SIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG 🎢

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 898 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

30 SECONDS FROM GAZA and GAZA IN MY PHONE are really good collections of cartoons by Middle Eastern cartoonists inspired by social media posts from war victims.

10.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
padawan anakin morphing into Ep2 anakin over several images

padawan anakin morphing into Ep2 anakin over several images

Anamorph

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3575 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 3124 πŸ” 457 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 6

Oh I meant they should serve that idk if they do

11.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

YES
Cubs serve ice cream in fake bear claws

11.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of a girl (OC) wearing a familiar Super Mario Bros looking ensemble. I wonder what side-scrolling adventures she has in store today?

Drawing of a girl (OC) wearing a familiar Super Mario Bros looking ensemble. I wonder what side-scrolling adventures she has in store today?

It's-a MAR10 day! πŸ„

10.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1810 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

⚾️ junk food knows what the people want

11.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that good for them

11.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My uncle-est take is you should let marginalized people, folks with more skin in the game than you, have their crashouts in peace.

08.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 854 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats,,,,,,, thank u

11.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3310 πŸ” 1196 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
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Home - Human Authored In a world of generative AI, recognising human creativity is vital This is why we’re developing a Human Authored mark to enable all types of writers and literary translators to label their work as Hum...

I will not be using the Human Authored mark on any of my books.

Mainly because these people who are so-called champions of human art are using AI.

Jesus, shield me against hypocrisy.

10.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.

NEW: A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men, including minors, to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.

When we asked them about it in January, they lied about the huge security flaw. Here's why we're naming them now:

10.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 786 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 68

I keep seeing journo-types say the best use case for AI is to sift through huge Epstein-drop-style data dumps but I haven't seen any of them talk about the fact that the Venn diagram of AI-pushers and the types of fuckos who are IN Epstein-style data dumps is a circle

10.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1271 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

Claude cannot actually feel, it can't think, it doesn't have opinions, it isn't self aware, it doesn't have context outside the immediate window you are using it with. By asking for its comment on war crimes you are legitimizing the idea that it can be used autonomously or for war at all. Stop it.

10.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1396 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15281 πŸ” 3452 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 64
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CAMPAIGN UPDATE: 7 DAYS TIL PRIMARY DAY!!!

πŸ’₯ Catch me on Majority Report and Behind the Bastards!

πŸ’₯ AIPAC released another ad about us yesterday!

πŸ’₯ Donate BEFORE March 13!

πŸ’₯ We’ve got volunteer opportunities every single day for both local and remote folks!

10.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2003 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14
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Marco Rubio’s Florida Bestie Is an Accused β€˜Foreign Agent’ Set to Go on Trialβ€” With Rubio On the Witness List David Rivera and Rubio bought a house in Tallahassee when they were coming up together in Florida politics. But he’s been a headache for the secretary of state ever since, and now he could be one for ...

Marco Rubio's BFF is an accused foreign agent and money launderer. His trial is about to start β€” and Rubio is on the witness list.

My @vanityfair.com story on the legal bomb that's poised to go off in Trumpland.

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...

10.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 3329 πŸ” 1425 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 76

Republicans: Help! Help! The insane, violent, wasteful and illegal shit we always force on the country has YET FUCKIN AGAIN hurt voters and now they're really mad at us. And it's an election year!

Democrats: We gotchu fam.

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 16937 πŸ” 3892 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 157

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13622 πŸ” 3109 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 236
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Happy anniversary to the main man himself! Lobo didn’t just enter the comic scene – he exploded into it with his first appearance in THE OMEGA MEN #3. Written by Roger Slifer, with pencils by Keith Giffen and inks by Mike DeCarlo. SeeΒ Jason Momoa become LOBO inΒ Supergirl June 26.

10.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 698 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3
The Crunchyroll landing page. Under "Iconic Female Protagonists" is a large image of Setsu from Gnosia, who is vocally nonbinary

The Crunchyroll landing page. Under "Iconic Female Protagonists" is a large image of Setsu from Gnosia, who is vocally nonbinary

FUCKS SAKE CRUNCHYROLL

THEY ARE VERY CLEAR ABOUT THIS

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A while ago I listened to Biggie’s Greatest Hits and man was diddy the anchor around his neck

11.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

11.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0