Vlad the Inhaler

If you’re into football, today is basically your Super Bowl

You’re kind of a dipshit, aren’t you

Hear me out…a porn where Aunt Gladys from Weapons and Longlegs bang it out.

Earlier he was bragging about being 44 years old and a virgin. He’s a card carrying member of the incel army

That’s hilarious coming from the self-described 44 year old virgin

Right that’s what I said. You respond on demand. Do it again

Yes we know you’re 44 and a virgin. You’ve screamed that over and over

Every damn time

You’re so bad at not doing exactly what I tell you. Respond

I’ve got him trained

There you go crying about being an old man again. I love that I can make you squeal on demand. Do it again

Correct. You’re raging. Glad you agree, oldtimer. You have my permission to keep throwing a tantrum.

You’re 44 AND a virgin? Yikes

Still fighting for the last word, oldtimer? I accept your surrender.

Sorry your virginity makes you rage, oldtimer. Maybe try calming down?

Well you keep telling me you’re 44 and still a virgin, so I guess I wouldn’t know

Right that’s what I said. You’re a virgin. Glad you agree

Yes I’m aware you’re a virgin. You’ve told me that over and over

I wonder if you’re still crying. Yep

Lol you’re still crying? Why are you so weak?

It’s funny how you keep proving you’re pathetic. Keep it going

Glad you agree.

I figured that would make you cry. Predictable weakling is predictable

You’re projecting your sexual orientation now? Man I really got to you. Sob if you agree

Some crybaby

You’re replying to me because you took an L and you’re sad about it

Still fighting for the final word like a weak little guy? Respond if yes, cry if no

I’ll take that as a yes

Damn you’re STILL crying?!

It’s whatever I say it was. Cry harder