Why not Aslan? Why do you hate allegorical Jesus?
11.03.2026 22:51
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Why not Aslan? Why do you hate allegorical Jesus?
Put Douglas Adams on one, that would be hilariously ironic
It’s gonna be funny now as a result of the fake unboycotting Target unlocks the hidden secret Super Boycott level.
A screenshot of a post from Twitter that says "This is from the Kankakee Illinois tornado. 8 inch hail!" with a photo of someone holding said hailstone.
If this is real, and I have no reason to believe it isn't, and it has been preserved, it would be a contender for the largest hailstone ever measured on earth, both by diameter and possibly mass given how clear it looks.
Hail update from Illinois: someone is now reporting an 8 inch hailstone. If validated, it will be the largest ever recorded in the United States. I’m sure this is fine
Lena, IL (about 7 miles from us) got the record yesterday for largest hail in the northern area, at baseball sized. We’d just driven through there a little while before the storm
Not liking this new hail measurement one bit. That’s too big.
It’s kind of made out to be a moral failing if it’s high? I do not eat perfectly (“not great, not terrible” so to speak). Yet I know people who really watch it and can’t get it down
Cholesterol has got to be genetic. Mine has never been anything but perfect and you’d think eating a mid diet, by 52 it would show by now if it were otherwise. Maybe it’s just the fact that we don’t live near any restaurants to speak of and cook most of our own stuff
JUST IN: Democrats flip a seat in the New Hampshire state House.
Dem Bobbi Boudman has won today’s special election, NHJournal reports.
(Boudman was the Dem nominee in 2024 & lost by 14%; Trump won here by 9%.)
This is Dems’ third legislative flip so far this year, after Texas and Arkansas.
That and the similarities to, if not an infinite number of, a whole lot of monkeys; enough of them writing enough scripts for four decades is bound to come up with something
Fun fact: Brak was part of a hippie group in the 60’s for a brief period of time.
NEWS: Democrat Shawn Harris has forced a runoff in the special election for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s deep-red Georgia seat (Trump +37).
With ~70% in, Harris leads with 38.3% to Trump-endorsed Republican Clay Fuller’s 34.5%.
Runoff set for April 7. A major warning sign for MAGA.
Fortunately it’s not hitting us but a local meteorologist said the state record for hail was just exceeded, and called it “DVD sized hail.” That’s a new one
“Cube my wife…please!”
“Where were you when they built that ladder to heaven…”
“What's G-12 do, Tommy?"
"See, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth! Helps us pay for the war effort!"
"Well, fuck! Pull that one up!"
[walkie-talkie noise]
"Pull up G-12, please”
[sound of rocket launching, explosion]
"Cool! What's G-13 do?"
-Bill Hicks, 34 years ago
“If you give a cat a harmonica…”
It’s what was just on H&I, I just watched it too
Jello's description is very similar to how my dad described his hemorrhagic stroke. He spent a month in rehab re-learning how to walk.
Please stay on top of your blood pressure, esp. those of us barreling toward (or already past) 50. There are tons of meds to keep it under control.
Jello Biafra is hospitalized after a hemorrhagic stroke on Saturday. He's stable. True to form, he joked "I've fallen and I can't get up" mid-stroke.
https://boingboing.net/2026/03/09/dead-kennedys-jello-biafra-hospitalized-after-hemorrhagic-stroke.html
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
Bryan Fuller is still manifesting a Clarice Starling-led Hannibal project with Zendaya 🙏🏼 #SaturnAwards
Black cat and cow cat looking at the camera
The young cat boys are getting spring crazy and want the windows open!! #BatsCat #ArthurDentCat #BlackCat #CowCat #CatSky 🐄 🐈⬛
Autocorrect is getting weirder, if that was your issue. I just had “awesome” correct to “set”
ANUSTART
I don’t remember that but I do remember some rather vicious signs that some stations put up in 1979 calling for Iranian blood🙃
My hairdresser and friend opened her business last week. Tonight it burned to the ground. This is devastating.
I’ve set up a fundraiser. If you haven’t done anything for international women’s day yet, here’s a chance to support a women-run business in need: www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...
Five cats would suddenly like their breakfast at 5 am instead of 6, hits different. This way is much better because now they’re pleasantly surprised lol
