Doctor “NAFO” If You’re Nasty

Full of legos or Garfield phones if history is any guide

No Police Cops?

I’m about half German heritage and have eaten things so hot I’ve had to sign a waiver. I don’t claim this man!

This story is so much sillier than you can imagine. It's great.

First gen prison planet for nonces? We can only hope

That’s uh. Not gonna happen

Brown and white cat playing with a feather

Brown and white cat playing with a feather with her tongue out

Our newest buddy #SqueakyCat has integrated extremely well and loves to play! Hard to get pics of her because she’s always running around. She looks kinda pudgy here but she’s actually really small

Any issues are likely to happen on a small scale (and can happen anywhere, like a power or water sabotage) or on a very big, televised event scale. You can’t avoid the first and can definitely avoid the second

As someone who teaches a class about how 9/11 happened, we are so fucked. I would seriously consider avoiding major events for a while

It did

That’s…just what he looks like though??

Why not Aslan? Why do you hate allegorical Jesus?

Put Douglas Adams on one, that would be hilariously ironic

It’s gonna be funny now as a result of the fake unboycotting Target unlocks the hidden secret Super Boycott level.

A screenshot of a post from Twitter that says "This is from the Kankakee Illinois tornado. 8 inch hail!" with a photo of someone holding said hailstone.

If this is real, and I have no reason to believe it isn't, and it has been preserved, it would be a contender for the largest hailstone ever measured on earth, both by diameter and possibly mass given how clear it looks.

Hail update from Illinois: someone is now reporting an 8 inch hailstone. If validated, it will be the largest ever recorded in the United States. I’m sure this is fine

Lena, IL (about 7 miles from us) got the record yesterday for largest hail in the northern area, at baseball sized. We’d just driven through there a little while before the storm

Not liking this new hail measurement one bit. That’s too big.

It’s kind of made out to be a moral failing if it’s high? I do not eat perfectly (“not great, not terrible” so to speak). Yet I know people who really watch it and can’t get it down

Cholesterol has got to be genetic. Mine has never been anything but perfect and you’d think eating a mid diet, by 52 it would show by now if it were otherwise. Maybe it’s just the fact that we don’t live near any restaurants to speak of and cook most of our own stuff

JUST IN: Democrats flip a seat in the New Hampshire state House.

Dem Bobbi Boudman has won today’s special election, NHJournal reports.

(Boudman was the Dem nominee in 2024 & lost by 14%; Trump won here by 9%.)

This is Dems’ third legislative flip so far this year, after Texas and Arkansas.

That and the similarities to, if not an infinite number of, a whole lot of monkeys; enough of them writing enough scripts for four decades is bound to come up with something

Fun fact: Brak was part of a hippie group in the 60’s for a brief period of time.

NEWS: Democrat Shawn Harris has forced a runoff in the special election for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s deep-red Georgia seat (Trump +37).

With ~70% in, Harris leads with 38.3% to Trump-endorsed Republican Clay Fuller’s 34.5%.

Runoff set for April 7. A major warning sign for MAGA.

Fortunately it’s not hitting us but a local meteorologist said the state record for hail was just exceeded, and called it “DVD sized hail.” That’s a new one

“Cube my wife…please!”

“Where were you when they built that ladder to heaven…”

“What's G-12 do, Tommy?"
"See, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth! Helps us pay for the war effort!"
"Well, fuck! Pull that one up!"
[walkie-talkie noise]
"Pull up G-12, please”
[sound of rocket launching, explosion]
"Cool! What's G-13 do?"

-Bill Hicks, 34 years ago

“If you give a cat a harmonica…”