lxigh

when it rains, it pours
when it old mans, it snores

you ideally never want to be in the lower echelon

performative reading up 250%

One must imagine Sisyphus’s quarterly performance review

they stole an hour from women

we teach our chevals to shrink themselves

could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel

the gay part of my social media is only talking about figure skating and the straight part is only talking about men’s hockey. there is literally no overlap between these two camps

Purple Brown

Purple Brown
https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4878

how it feels to read a new directions storybook

coming down off of a pretty intense “wandering around” session

It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈

It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas

proud of my dentist. he’s really working on his tight 5

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i literally was having a bad morning and had this thought and immediately locked in

put your hair up in a messy bun
put on some alt country
and handle it

I need it to be 20° warmer immediately so I can wander around again

Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit

Books are good because they show you more ways you can use words. And then you can think better/cooler

i love when mitski is like “i’m gonna make a mitski song”

what the fuck does he know anyway

literally going through the albums that came out a decade ago and i think worry has the potential to be a valid pop punk modern classic

give jeff a grammy

blast damage days —> the end of worry is such a legendary run on an album

key lime pie ! 🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩

bearing witness to THEE most performative nodding i’ve ever seen

youre laughing. im laughing and youre laughing

in awe of how bad this looks

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