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Mark Bauer

@thepurplebauer

πŸ”΅ expat living in an un-named country that does not permit extradition to Tr-mpistan. The beatings will stop in 4 years. Unless the Orange Melon Felon cancels the next election.

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Even dumber ass voters?

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you use the fifth grade test, the Senate chamber might be empty.

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5
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Ron Johnson is a dark horse in the race for dumbest Senator.

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I actually think it's his dick

09.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This here is a pretty damn good reason to never buy a Tesla.

09.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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So Iran swiped a tomahawk missile and used it to kill school girls? What kind of morons does he think we are?

09.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Why Kristi Noem’s firing took so long as she wrecked DHS and damaged Donald Trump Trump fires Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem after year of scandals and failures at ICE and FEMA that significantly damaged his immigration agenda.

No matter how Fox wants to spin this now, I would simply point out that Trump picked her and stuck with her, that shows exactly how poor his judgement is.

www.foxnews.com/media/why-kr...

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Massachusetts passed a "millionaires tax" in 2023, conservatives claimed the rich would flee.

But two years later, they haven't β€” and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education.

A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.

09.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 3246 πŸ” 1038 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 45
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09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthropic sues to block Pentagon blacklisting over AI use restrictions Anthropic on Monday filed a lawsuit to block the Pentagon from placing it on a national security blacklist, escalating the artificial intelligence lab’s high-stakes battle with the U.S. military over ...

More Trump chaos

finance.yahoo.com/news/anthrop...

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I remain confident that all of this will happen.

09.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

America has become exactly like early-season college football.

You schedule some cupcakes and beat the hell out of them to pad your record before the good teams show up.

09.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lindsey Graham issues rare call for restraint after attack sparks β€˜toxic rain’ outbreak Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), among the most outspoken pro-Israel lawmakers in Congress, issued a rare call for restraint Sunday after an Israeli attack targeting Iranian oil refineries sparked an outbr...

Lady G advocates not striking oil facilities, but remains silent on eradicating kiddie schools.

www.rawstory.com/iran-2675868...

09.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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09.03.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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09.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump is an idiot, the truth will come out.

08.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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U.S. Judge says Kari Lake broke law in overseeing Voice of America He declared all of Lake's actions over the past year to be null and void, including the layoffs of more than 1,000 journalists and staffers.

Another huge loss for Trump

www.npr.org/2026/03/08/n...

08.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In fact, Trump is busy helping Putin by relaxing oil sale restrictions!

07.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bondi next in line for angry GOP lawmakers after Noem driven from office: report After Republican lawmakers orchestrated brutal questioning that led to the firing of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem by Donald Trump, Attorney General Pam Bondi now faces similar congressional pressure and…

No one would shed a tear if Pambo Blondi gets the axe.

07.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

U 2

07.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Admiral Brad Cooper!

07.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Now placing bets on Kalshi for when ground troops are sent.

07.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buen fin de semana!

07.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US pump prices surge as Iran war upends global energy supply Trump shrugged off higher gasoline prices in an interview with Reuters, saying "if they rise, they rise."

Good job, Trump.

www.reuters.com/business/ene...

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