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Mark Bauer

@thepurplebauer

πŸ”΅ expat living in an un-named country that does not permit extradition to Tr-mpistan. The beatings will stop in 4 years. Unless the Orange Melon Felon cancels the next election.

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So American citizens had no say in initiating this war, but we are all now labeled as child killers!

11.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The cover-up lasted less than one Scaramucci.

11.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking News!

Gucci announces iconic new luxury Men’s shoe line.

β€œOur new line is fabulous, comfortable to wear, and they look exactly like Florsheim’s”,

said Guccio Gucci, founder of Gucci.

11.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For all the moron Maga politicians excusing American deaths and rising costs as "the price of freedom" - I would point out that I felt pretty free BEFORE Trump started this stupid war.

11.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's top prosecutor in Minnesota scrambling to tackle alleged fraud The Trump administration used vague allegations of rampant fraud in Minnesota as the basis for the siege of the state by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, so you’d think the U.S. attorney’s ...

Maga is good at bluster, bad at reality.

www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

11.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are the Iranian people still celebrating, as Maga was quick to claim?

11.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notice how none of these morons seem to understand what preceded β€œ47 years ago”?

11.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Hegseth’s Defense Department Blew $22M On Steak and Lobster in a Single Month, Watchdog Claims Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's Defense Department allegedly blew through $22 million on lobsters and ribeye steak in a Sept. 2025, end-of-year spree.

Yes, but they were especially lethal lobsters

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

11.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Nuclear experts undercut White House claims about Iran reactor at heart of case for war The Trump administration sent negotiators without nuclear expertise to lead talks on Iran’s enrichment program. Now, its public case for war centers on a facility that experts say cannot do what offic...

WITKOFF is an anagram for HUGE DUMBFUCK

www.ms.now/news/trump-i...

11.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dire Straits

11.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Stupid cheesehead voters

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No shit?

10.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even dumber ass voters?

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you use the fifth grade test, the Senate chamber might be empty.

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 6
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Ron Johnson is a dark horse in the race for dumbest Senator.

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I actually think it's his dick

09.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This here is a pretty damn good reason to never buy a Tesla.

09.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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So Iran swiped a tomahawk missile and used it to kill school girls? What kind of morons does he think we are?

09.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Why Kristi Noem’s firing took so long as she wrecked DHS and damaged Donald Trump Trump fires Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem after year of scandals and failures at ICE and FEMA that significantly damaged his immigration agenda.

No matter how Fox wants to spin this now, I would simply point out that Trump picked her and stuck with her, that shows exactly how poor his judgement is.

www.foxnews.com/media/why-kr...

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Massachusetts passed a "millionaires tax" in 2023, conservatives claimed the rich would flee.

But two years later, they haven't β€” and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education.

A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.

09.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 3278 πŸ” 1051 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 45
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Anthropic sues to block Pentagon blacklisting over AI use restrictions Anthropic on Monday filed a lawsuit to block the Pentagon from placing it on a national security blacklist, escalating the artificial intelligence lab’s high-stakes battle with the U.S. military over ...

More Trump chaos

finance.yahoo.com/news/anthrop...

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I remain confident that all of this will happen.

09.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

America has become exactly like early-season college football.

You schedule some cupcakes and beat the hell out of them to pad your record before the good teams show up.

09.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lindsey Graham issues rare call for restraint after attack sparks β€˜toxic rain’ outbreak Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), among the most outspoken pro-Israel lawmakers in Congress, issued a rare call for restraint Sunday after an Israeli attack targeting Iranian oil refineries sparked an outbr...

Lady G advocates not striking oil facilities, but remains silent on eradicating kiddie schools.

www.rawstory.com/iran-2675868...

09.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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