Eddie

The anonymity is my favorite thing lmao

Decisions, decisions. Hard ones at that.

Oh 👀

Can we just ban street interviews

Hottie!

Please don’t let that one guy get a hold of this popcorn bucket

Should be working but what am I doing? Measuring all the windows in my house with blinds and window shopping for new blinds/shades.

It’s actually more thrilling than the work I have to do lol

Same lmao

This should be the only answer to this type of question

Right? I am quite the opposite lol

Not Perez in this #ANTM doc…

The part time job I up and quit sent me a $0 paystub today. Fuck you too, I guess lol

😩😩😩

What is in the air today? Why is everyone so horny? Lord 🥵

You feel me

I don’t know if I have the strength to deal with another queer person with an ironic sense of humor that actually isn’t funny but they’re super popular somehow

I know THATS right

In my 34 years I have never made a quesadilla until today. Why did I wait so long

Ugh, id just dislike that so much. Really would. Definitely not a job I’d enjoy.

Baby this weather is healing my SOUL.

Oh no! I hope it heals quickly

Who tf would trust AI for taxes lol

Happy birthday! ❤️

I honestly am so close to just ridding it completely lol

👀

a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with a sign that says things on it ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with a sign that says things on it

SO cute.

Yes almost all week lmao

Wow drag me

Would

LMAO