HERE. WE. GO. 🎶 don’t go breaking my heart 🎶 doot doot doot 🎶
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HERE. WE. GO. 🎶 don’t go breaking my heart 🎶 doot doot doot 🎶
It's a giving day at work today and to psych us up they gave us donuts and are pumping tunes into the office all day. Real motivational stuff, like Steve Miller Band.
“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”
“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”
Their loss
💋💋💋
Happy birthday! Please accept some slightly stinky kisses from Pip.
Will be singing "hump plumping" to the tune of Brass Monkey from now until my dying day.
So sweet!
This candle.
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
A tiny white and brown dog in a pink sweater stands on the couch with her front paws on the arm of the couch.
A rare photo of Pip not lying down.
That got me 😂
Lol
Photo of a man holding a seal.
Please, my wife, she’s very slick.
I hope nothing awakens in me.
A mangled fortune from a cookie that says “The greatest danger could be your stupidity.”
Ahem.
One was a Navy vet and a machinist and the other was a Marine vet and a gun dealer.
Some of those who wear jewelry
are the same who eat stew-ery.
Photo of an old stone chess piece carved to look like a Viking warrior biting his shield.
Me eating a giant dorito while carrying a sword to keep others away from my giant dorito.
Almost wore different black and white striped tops to work two days in a row. That's how you get an unwanted nickname.
Somewhere a mouse is wondering where her house went.
I didn’t give you permission to post this picture of me.
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.
Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.
Now I know who to bring all my many many rubies to.
Lovely. Congrats!
That did not come up, no.
My mom mentioned the same thing to me. She’s been seeing them on Facebook.
I accidentally found a website today that just lists dead firefighters and their cause of death going back decades. Is this the universe telling me to write a Backdraft prequel?
Guy-nache
mamma mia