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Engineer. Nerd. Comedian. Weirdo. Scientist. Occasional adrenaline enthusiast.

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How about "Godfellas" with the Godzilla crew?

14.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reporters still phrase it neutrally, and it's past that point. It should be phrased as "refuses to denounce" to make it clear that they're playing games.

They're at a Klan rally and they're standing next to the speaker shouting "Death to N*", you don't ask if they agree or not, you assume they do.

14.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really simple: Congressmembers should send notifications of oversite visits *every day*. Then, if Congressional business should keep them from visiting on any given day, ohwell.

But they would be allowed in by DHS's own rules every other day. Just show up at the door with "I sent you notice".

14.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Great questions…

13.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 2270 πŸ” 877 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 54

Probably running low on cruise missiles..

13.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My plan for sitting next to someone famous is to say "Please mentally insert a 30-minute raging fanboy rant here and we'll just pretend I'm done" and then sit quietly next to them.

13.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try leaning in and stage-whisper in a deep voice "You coming back to bed, baby? I want you to do that trick again."

Things can get interesting really fast after that. Especially if they're on the phone with their spouse.

13.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The ones who *don't* think they should be submissive will successfully reproduce, ending the bloodlines of those who *do* believe women should be submissive.

12.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget the General Lee's horn sounding in mid-jump, followed by commercials..

12.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was in their planning for the US Navy or an international coalition would escort the tankers..

They just forgot to tell the US Navy or an international coalition that it was their planning for them to do so.

Whoopsie!

12.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But we can't forget the sound of the General Lee's horn going off in mid-flip, and insert commercial before you can see if they made the jump!

12.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(πŸŽ₯ LCI πŸ‡«πŸ‡·)

12.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 18040 πŸ” 7151 πŸ’¬ 615 πŸ“Œ 576

Just because pricing on every physical object that is moved using some form of petroleum product is going to skyrocket doesn't mean it's bad for the petroleum producer part of the economy!

12.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the one! I've got a copy somewhere, but couldn't remember the title/author/vague remembrance of the plot.

12.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But remember that tomorrow Freya's in charge, and she hates cleanup duty..

12.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The odometer isn't in miles, it's in furlongs."

12.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She was under oath at this hearing, maybe she wasn't at confirmation?

11.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*snickers uncontrollably at 'sunk cost'*

11.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the same guy who says Solar power doesn't work.

11.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's okay! The Littoral Target Ships were designed for this! Just get in really close to the enemy shoreline, very visible on enemy radar, then use the easily detected and traced sonar system to locate the mines, then use the power of Christian prayer to fight off the incoming anti-ship missiles.

11.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

At least it's not like the Stinger, where production has halted and the components are no longer manufactured.

11.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, gonna take at least 3-5 years to ramp up that many new production lines to reach 1000/yr.

The language 'used to be 100 / yr' makes it sound like in the distant past instead of yesterday. Maybe 120 / yr today pushing production overtime.

11.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

TBF, Noem didn't lie when asked about her affair with Corey, she just answered a different question and not the one asked.

11.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt the UK navy could retake the Falkland Islands nowadays.

11.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That should be questions they ask at congressional hearings: "Have you asked for a Presidential pardon? Has anyone offered you a pardon? Do you intend to request a pardon?"

11.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod

11.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, recommending you be more precise in your language is "bullied off the site"

11.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your mistake is your failing to use "Some anti-Newsom people are so unhinged" and going with an "implied All".

"Anti-anti-Newsom people are stupid and ignorant of his actual policies." vs. "Some anti-anti-Newsom people are stupid and ignorant of his actual policies."

11.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The question is.. Which side will they be on?

11.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ukraine should offer to trade Mar-A-Lago in exchange for the Russian territory.

See how the Orange One likes having someone give away his stuff without permission..

11.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0