One Steve To Rule Them All

Should be pouring cash..

They need to start covering Brandon Carr, now that he's made himself part of the news.

"The head of the FCC, Brandon Carr, is claiming that we, NBC News, are covering the Trump Administration too harshly and is threatening to ban us from broadcasting in the United States. We disagree."

I'm tempted to see if we can set a new world record for most number of hands laid on someone.

"Trump's got 30 people laying hands on him? What a loser. Here's Peter Johnson with 263 people laying hands on him while wearing a "Trump Sucks" hat."

On the plus side, he's positively demonstrated we do, in fact, need the two aircraft carriers.

Everybody else in the world will remember it, even if Trump's dementia wipes it again in 15 minutes...

Look out! It's coming right for us!

Drawn tunnel on side of wall, and pic of car that ran headlong into drawn tunnel on side of wall.

Don't knock it.. It works.

Luckily for the US, there are only two more THAAD systems within Iran's range, so only a 50% loss rate so far.

How about "Godfellas" with the Godzilla crew?

Reporters still phrase it neutrally, and it's past that point. It should be phrased as "refuses to denounce" to make it clear that they're playing games.

They're at a Klan rally and they're standing next to the speaker shouting "Death to N*", you don't ask if they agree or not, you assume they do.

It's really simple: Congressmembers should send notifications of oversite visits *every day*. Then, if Congressional business should keep them from visiting on any given day, ohwell.

But they would be allowed in by DHS's own rules every other day. Just show up at the door with "I sent you notice".

Great questions…

Probably running low on cruise missiles..

My plan for sitting next to someone famous is to say "Please mentally insert a 30-minute raging fanboy rant here and we'll just pretend I'm done" and then sit quietly next to them.

Try leaning in and stage-whisper in a deep voice "You coming back to bed, baby? I want you to do that trick again."

Things can get interesting really fast after that. Especially if they're on the phone with their spouse.

The ones who *don't* think they should be submissive will successfully reproduce, ending the bloodlines of those who *do* believe women should be submissive.

Don't forget the General Lee's horn sounding in mid-jump, followed by commercials..

It was in their planning for the US Navy or an international coalition would escort the tankers..

They just forgot to tell the US Navy or an international coalition that it was their planning for them to do so.

Whoopsie!

But we can't forget the sound of the General Lee's horn going off in mid-flip, and insert commercial before you can see if they made the jump!

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Just because pricing on every physical object that is moved using some form of petroleum product is going to skyrocket doesn't mean it's bad for the petroleum producer part of the economy!

That's the one! I've got a copy somewhere, but couldn't remember the title/author/vague remembrance of the plot.

But remember that tomorrow Freya's in charge, and she hates cleanup duty..

"The odometer isn't in miles, it's in furlongs."

She was under oath at this hearing, maybe she wasn't at confirmation?

*snickers uncontrollably at 'sunk cost'*

This is the same guy who says Solar power doesn't work.

It's okay! The Littoral Target Ships were designed for this! Just get in really close to the enemy shoreline, very visible on enemy radar, then use the easily detected and traced sonar system to locate the mines, then use the power of Christian prayer to fight off the incoming anti-ship missiles.

At least it's not like the Stinger, where production has halted and the components are no longer manufactured.

Yeah, gonna take at least 3-5 years to ramp up that many new production lines to reach 1000/yr.

The language 'used to be 100 / yr' makes it sound like in the distant past instead of yesterday. Maybe 120 / yr today pushing production overtime.

TBF, Noem didn't lie when asked about her affair with Corey, she just answered a different question and not the one asked.