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Does he do it in a Dracula accent

14.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're playing divorced guys is my favorite

12.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought i was sewing an Irish flag on my punk jacket in high school but it was an Italian one and I just rolled with it

11.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's just talking to my dad. I hope this never happens at a party

11.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is entirely too generous to bobby draper

10.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I'd imagine a writer like Grrm might make bran terrified of the consequences of his terrible power. Dnd not so much because they don't know what they're doing

10.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe my favorite Heidecker performance?

10.03.2026 09:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is tremendous content

09.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, he is a serious man.

08.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep it in single digits and ill feel feel good enough.

07.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, thier most common opponent, elected democrats, tend to react this way, so I can see how they'd get it twisted

07.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its where you sit while you watch God fuck your wife

07.03.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The song is called Sing! Sing! Sing! Need 3 sings or you're talking bout a prison

06.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a coworker who hit the million+ jackpot on slots, ran through it in like 6 years while her husband was dying, and now donates plasma because she pays taxes at a property that she doesn't live at, and has a dog she boards because her landlord was mad it tore through a door.

04.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol

28.02.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they're called infomercials

28.02.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not everyone in your replies claiming to have fucked your mom is just blowing smoke.

28.02.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldn't be my first move but I'm open to new ideas

26.02.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only 25 years on the air, 2 seasons a year.

25.02.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many, many people also streamed the backlog of seasons during the pandemic as well.

25.02.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they integrate the tribes like 2 or 3 episodes in but yes they did have a race wars season. The contestants are obviously aghast at this framing, and an excellent survivor season emerges from the ashes of terrible decisions made by the producers.

25.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anne Heche has been dead for years?

23.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct.

23.02.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Google AI search summary claiming that "hearts and diamonds" "in the context of "bob dylan" "usually refers to" a song from blood on the tracks, but is also "intrinsically linked to Joan Baez's song 'diamonds and rust,'" which is total nonsense.

Google AI search summary claiming that "hearts and diamonds" "in the context of "bob dylan" "usually refers to" a song from blood on the tracks, but is also "intrinsically linked to Joan Baez's song 'diamonds and rust,'" which is total nonsense.

one way AI has fucked up search results is that -- to anthropomorphise AI a little -- it's a fucking poseur. when it doesn't know, it assumes a confident stance and says "oh, yeah, usually when people say that they mean this, check it out" and then just starts spewing bullshit

23.02.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 381 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

In her own words she credits his work in the movie holes

23.02.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"take your hat off at the dinner table!"
"why"
"its disrespectful!"
"how is it disrespectful?"
"take your hat off!"

Can YOU identify the reasonable person in this sample dialogue of the most often repeated conversation I've heard in my life?

20.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would make my father impossibly happy.

20.02.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaron Darrenofsky is so good

20.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll watch, but only because you went on hollywood handbook

20.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My nerd ass studied hard and aced the ccd tests and believed in none of it

19.02.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0