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Your least favorite hostile ungulate. More moose content: https://linktr.ee/maplemoose

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Well that was a good trot!

My hooves are a little sore but *no* where near as bad as my first trip last year.

I think it's the shoes. Last year I was using my extremely worn out trail runners and this year I'm using my newer pair.

Either way hell yeah. 1k elevation up and 6 miles in 2.5 hours.

11.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The the turn around point and enjoying the view. 3 miles here, 3 back

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DST has begun and it's now March.

For those familiar with my posts, you know what that means.

Yup! The start of the AT day hikes in prep for this year's big LASH in June.

6 mile loop begins now 🀎 🫎

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Porn Addiction is scientifically fake but human stupidity however...

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Big thanks to @arabw321.bsky.social, @maplemoose.wtf, @renardcross.bsky.social, and @dragonshield7.bsky.social for donating to be part of our group pic!

09.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning tired people.

08.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can only offer you this video in these trying times.

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk" 🎢

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Fellow Earthlings! Time for day 5 of Heartstream Heroes!
This is our last day playing Darksiders. Tomorrow will be an art stream where we work on a Heartstream Heroes group pic for those that got the $40 Dono reward!

tiltify.com/@ziffane/hea...

twitch.tv/ziffane

06.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I too enjoy SSID shenanigans

06.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Strong viking Moosen 🫎🀎

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Follow the Normal Human as he tries to raise money for our tickers

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It feels like there are no political or military objectives at this point because the facade has fallen on every front. The logical end game of the military industrial complex is not to win anything at this scale of empire. It is to expend munitions and restock them until climate collapse takes us all. It is to secure contracts - yes, even the ones sold as β€œhumanitarian”. It is an economic feedback loop of an industry fueled by blood and wreckage. It has proliferated every segment of our society, and we are collectively footing the bill in more ways than one.

It feels like there are no political or military objectives at this point because the facade has fallen on every front. The logical end game of the military industrial complex is not to win anything at this scale of empire. It is to expend munitions and restock them until climate collapse takes us all. It is to secure contracts - yes, even the ones sold as β€œhumanitarian”. It is an economic feedback loop of an industry fueled by blood and wreckage. It has proliferated every segment of our society, and we are collectively footing the bill in more ways than one.

If it feels like we've been here before, it's because we've been here for quite a while now.

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I've had this happen. Yanked my card out, tossed the pump onto the ground and drove to the next station. Fuck them.

01.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found a way to reduce your inventory by over 99%!

(I don't fucking suggest it)

01.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

>:|

01.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the absolutely bog standard NORMAL human, @ziffane.bsky.social

🀎

28.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"3D weapon printer"

We're already seeing the propaganda language shift in real time

26.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hyperbolizing to make a point but blaming me for emotional replies LOL

keep declawing yourselves. Fascism will give up when you tell them they're evil. They'll totally allow fair elections and abide by results.

25.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Palestine and Ukraine flag in handle but advocates for the police state

Fucking Vichy Left.

I am 100% biased to freedom of the people, yes. Especially from performative liberals like yourself

25.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes let's competely give the state a monopoly on violence.

Synthetic or leather, which boot tastes best?

25.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now compare that to all other types.

25.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Handguns are the most over represented gun in mass shootings and it's not even close

25.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The same military that fought dudes in caves that had AK's half a century old with blown out barrels for 20 years with all this advanced tech and still lost.

That military? Got it.

25.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would say that with my whole chest. It's one of the least used guns in mass shootings.

AR15's are categorically not the problem.

25.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Magpul.

I paid for it on Friday.

There's...orders of magnitude of funds available on the card.

It's not even an FFL item.

How the fuck is it still on verifying payment..?

24.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They've been on the list for over a year, yeah. Fuckem.

24.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An orca anthro girl with blue hair and orange stripes with an absolutely massive butt, hips, and thighs, laying on her front.

An orca anthro girl with blue hair and orange stripes with an absolutely massive butt, hips, and thighs, laying on her front.

Think you can handle all this cake?
I'd love to see you try~ 🍰😘
#furry #hyper #nsfw

Fantastic Thiccified render by @mechanicalstage.bsky.social !!
Model by @valorlynz.bsky.social
Rig by @captainflapcats.bsky.social

23.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0