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Martin Vindahl Olsen

@mvindahl.com

Software geekery, digital drawings, ill advised replies. Posting in πŸ‡©πŸ‡° or πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, depending upon mood. https://linktr.ee/mvindahl

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β€œTo illustrate the cunning plan, I have had an AI render two ships, neither of which is an oil tanker, and two trucks, both of which are the size of Switzerland”

12.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s interesting how rarely evolution decides that developing an organ that could potentially do calculus but would also consume 20% of your energy at all times is a trade off to pursue. We’re as odd as a platypus.

12.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The book seems to be harsh on the Teletubbies but also fair

12.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should just disembark and drag their boat to the next body of water, like Swedish vikings navigating river systems. I’m very smart.

12.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Gatsby

11.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AaaS

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 8443 πŸ” 1767 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 49

En stor del af det købte de vel af Frankrig i 1803, hvis ret skal være ret.

Men andre dele, ja, erobret fra den spanske konge og siden fra Mexico. Og ogsΓ₯ en lille del kΓΈbt af Mexico.

10.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Der er anledninger, hvor man burde sΓ¦tte den gamle middelalderlige gabestok frem pΓ₯ torvet, bare i et par dage

10.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do they award a peace prize? If so then I have a candidate ..

10.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But it was always a problem, wasn’t it? There were always subpar developers that would ruin codebases. AI is just as fast as you crank it up to, and TBH also usually better that what we got from Bangalore. But it can’t be trusted to manage requirements

10.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Linters and prettifiers still have their place in weeding out obvious bloopers. And human code reviews are fine for knowledge sharing. But neither is the holy grail of quality.

10.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IMHO, the concept of β€œcode quality” is more one of maintainability, i.e. β€œcode maps to requirements with a minimum of accidental complexity”. It’s a few paygrades above what a linter can do, and TBH also above what code reviews typically address.

10.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Det var ikke sΓ₯ meget de rΓΈde underbukser som det var det, at han forsΓΈgte at cykle til Frankrig i dem

10.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Men hvad er arealet af Troels Lund Poulsen? I fodboldbaner?

09.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oxfordcomma

08.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

UTC FTW

08.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Den 15-Γ₯rige leger med oliemaling

07.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

or erisabeth otto

07.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you want den Totalen Krieg?

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or a Turkish one, by proxy

06.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He cares as deeply as he cared about that guy who got shot in Utah and whose name everyone already forgot.

If there were a terrorist attack, he’d post to condemn it in capital letters, then switch mid sentence to a rant about Biden and end the sentence with something about the ballroom.

06.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ja, attraktiv pris. Og kan godt lide, at de ikke kun er hvide og grΓ₯.

04.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Han havde nok glemt, at SpritbΓ₯dene er blevet afskaffet. HΓ₯ber de fik ham op.

04.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeg vaskede vores fΓΈr jul, det mΓ₯ rΓ¦kke

04.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tjah, og det er nok ogsΓ₯ problemet med den legale forsyningskanal, i hvert fald i USA. Opioider er et godt eksempel pΓ₯ legal narko, hvor profitten ender hos amerikanske firmaer, og de bestikker ogsΓ₯ politikerne med rund hΓ₯nd for at fΓ₯ reglerne lavet efter deres smag

04.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Samme gælder egentlig i DK

04.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Og i dette tilfælde er USA markedet, der holder kartellerne i Mx i gang. Og det eneste, der virkelig ville batte mod det, er at skabe en legal og reguleret forsyningskanal for narkomanerne.

04.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Min tese er, at sΓ₯ lΓ¦nge der er folk, der vil kΓΈbe, og folk, der vil sΓ¦lge, sΓ₯ er resten blot et spΓΈrgsmΓ₯l om tilgΓ¦ngelig, pris, og hvem der hΓ₯ndhΓ¦ver voldsmonopolet. GΓ¦lder narko, prostitution, og sΓ₯ meget andet.

04.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tired: Amazon Glacier
Wired: Amazon Glass Shards

03.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0