RxBrad

@raven Oops — that one's on me. My bad.

Meme is pronounced "mee-mee".

Hold my Baja Blast...

That might actually be my worst post ever.

And I couldn't be more proud of it...

Irony is the funniest when observed at the county fair on a ferrous wheel.

Another Dell monitor with hideaway PC in the stand. A still-packaged box of HDDs sits next to it.

All to say that I talked a friend into buying one of those same $80 11th Gen Dell Optiplex machines.

Setting up a Plex / Immich / etc server for him as soon as his 500GB NVME upgrade shows up from Amazon.

A SFF desktop PC on an old metal & oak fish aquarium stand. A Dell monitor with an integrated additional PC sits on the desktop PC. There's also a UPS and disk enclosures.

Current homelab setup...

* Dell Optiplex 3090 Ultra(11th Gen Intel i5) - main server running Proxmox
* HP Prodesk Gen (7th Gen Intel i5) - old server repurposed to Proxmox Backup Service

Current Status:

Worrying about the day when the squirrels finally team up with the raccoons...

Do the lyrics of 90s Alternative Rock bands count as Alt Text?

Getting paid to poop in the company's bathroom is somehow more satisfying than getting paid to poop in my own bathroom.

I'm pooping, everyone...

"someone take away brad's phone! the posts! they're getting too awful to handle!"

"we can't! he locked himself in the bathroom with it! he ate two servings of fajitas at chili's last night! he'll be in there for an hour!"

_[everyone huddles on the floor, sobbing]_

No. It's _International_ Women's Day.

Get tf out of here, local women. Nobody likes you.

Wait, George Burns is dead?

Luigi complaining to Toad about how Mario always makes the apartment smell like weed...

One of you has found a way to wipe your butt after pooping via the command line.

I hate myself.

Should I skydive with a vibe-coded parachute, or install a vibe-coded email server?

List of apps & used storage on my phone. The PayPal Android app is using 1GB of storage, essentially tied with Reddit & Slay the Spire.

What, exactly, is the PayPal Android app doing with that 1GB of storage?

#android

Noodles are just wet bread.

lé fart. péter.

#OhHoHo #SacreBleu #FartingAroundTheWorld

The Star Trek datapad totally nailed that iPad prediction.

Captain Sisko with twenty datapads strewn across his desk shows that "the datapad can do more than one thing" wasn't quite within their grasp, though.

#StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine #iPad

Nintendo: We're litigious as fuck. What could we do to get people to be supportive of us in that?

ATTENTION: I have placed a one million percent tariff on all of my posts.

Even though I'm only trying to punish myself, everyone that sells my posts raised their price-to-consumers a million percent.

Next month I'll rescind the tariffs. The ~~fools~~ consumers that paid the markup get nothing […]

I'm mad about stuff.

So far, I've figured out that OpenClaw has something to do with crab people.

I will continue researching.

A promotional photo of a hand daintily holding a yellow Macbook Neo in front of a people background.

The Macbook Neo P.

Because, if your gadget is yellow, it needs to have a P in the name.

#Apple #ItComesFromTheBalls

The actors for Quark, Odo, Kira, and Bashir in an old-timey writers room. They're all playing human characters with no alien makeup. Odo is just a regular white guy. Quark is mostly bald with glasses.

Watching Deep Space Nine S6E13 - Far Beyond the Stars.

It's weird seeing Quark & Odo without all of the makeup & prosthetics.

#StarTrek #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine

A Kingston 512GB M.2 2230 NVME on Amazon for $119.95.

I bought a 1TB M.2 NVME for my Homelab for $120 in January. I complained about the price.

Now, the 512GB version of the same drive costs $120.

Gross, you guys.

farts?

Fuck cars?

At least take them out to dinner first.

Bye-guard.

#videogames