A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".
so don't get too comfortable.
#art
It’s the principle of the matter Mae!
Ironically, I forgot about the tube cannon till just now when I went to find it. Totally have to try that.
This comic sold me on Satisfactory. Now my 5yo son is demanding I play it constantly. Though he calls it Stardew Factory.
Me: “we need to swing by the supermarket.”
Wife: “What for?”
Me: “Adderall, razorblades, and Halloween candy.”
Wife:😦 “…you know how that s—”
Me: “Yes, I know how that sounds.”
The main character of Disco Elysium
my roommate literally just said, “I don’t need to buy pants. The world is full of pants, I just need to put them on.”
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.
Gotta say they’ve been really committed to the bit these past couple weeks 😬
*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
Screenshot from s03e02 of Family Guy reading “So remember: guns don’t kill people, dangerous minorities do.”
Twitter right now looks like a 22 year old Family Guy bit 🤦🏻♀️
Screenshot from s03e02 of Family Guy reading “So remember: guns don’t kill people, dangerous minorities do.”
Twitter right now looks like a 22 year old Family Guy bit 🤦🏻♀️
Statue of Babe Lincoln, with a twilight physique, shirtless, leaning against the wall with one leg up. He's holding a book on one hand and has his other hand hanging off his pants by his thumb, pulling the fabric down a little, teasing at his fun little play area before you get to the utilities and equipment. If Calvin Kline or Abercrombie or whatever did statues in their stores, they'd look like this.
Statue of Babe Lincoln, with a twilight physique, shirtless, leaning against the wall with one leg up. He's holding a book on one hand and has his other hand hanging off his pants by his thumb, pulling the fabric down a little, teasing at his fun little play area before you get to the utilities and equipment. If Calvin Kline or Abercrombie or whatever did statues in their stores, they'd look like this.
"did you finish that Abraham Lincoln statue for the courthouse?"
"yessir and I made him real fuckin sexy like an underwear model just like you wanted."
"....what"
BREAKING: “Kill Your Local Pedophile” shirts banned from federal buildings for advocating violence against executive branch.
alas, it’s just a metaphor for how badly this administration is handling the epstein files
BREAKING: “Kill Your Local Pedophile” shirts banned from federal buildings for advocating violence against executive branch.
STAY TENACIOUS/NO MASTERS license now available in my shop. PWYW $2+.
Usage terms in description!
ko-fi.com/s/88fe8b4541
Oh! You encountered a wild Ho-Oh!
Happy Pride Season!!!
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Obituary for an obituary job 🖤
for context we’re watching Romancing the Stone
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
for context we’re watching Romancing the Stone
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
“I need burger”
Yup, my kid is an american
A picture of a wooden pin on a green cutting sheet. The pin is of a grey-brown wolf and their pup in formline design; both are sitting down and the pup is pawing at its parent with its tongue stuck out.
Let’s be art with mama 🐺🐕 #formline #indigenousart
the only regret with transitioning i have is that i didn’t act on it sooner even though it’s what i wanted. in the last decade we finally got a point where it was socially acceptable for people to transition younger, and they’re trying to take that away and it breaks my heart
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
