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4chan user consults the oracle of delphi: "should i vote for donald trump?"
the oracle replies: "if you vote for donald trump, you will get a president who hates war as much as he hates pedophilia"

My most charitable speculation for the reason for the change is that maybe people were disgusting shit using generic names like 0000001.mp4 and youtube was unable to flag them quickly enough to prevent it from ending up in peoples "sort by date" searches

When youtube removed the ability to sort search results by date uploaded, they basically said "don't come here for latest news on any topic."

You know, from the videos he posted about the project, ulillillia's platform masters seemed like it had some pretty good movement tech

The Vampire Survivors devs made a new roguelike deckbuilder dungeon crawler game, which is something akin to finding out the makers of heroin made a new heroin

This happened because you (you personally, Scott, as management at microsoft) mandated that your people try to find a use for generative AI to justify all the spend, but it just isn't useful. Some poor intern tried to use it to create this documentation and this is the best it could do.

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Kuulin pitkästä aikaa radiosta XL5:n Kaunis Peto biisin ja voi jumalauta että se on paska.

Yleensä kun kuulee jonkun vanhan suositun biisin josta ei aikoinaan tykännyt uudestaan, siinä huomaa jonkun oivalluksen, mutta Kaunis Peto kuulostaa kömpelöltä ja keskeneräiseltä.

Paavi järjesti apua – viikonlopuksi luvassa poutaa

I used to drink coffee only during workdays, at the office, but not on weekends at home. One saturday a friend was visiting and asked if I could make some and I said sure. I drank a cup and realized that it improved my mood immensely. That's how I learned I was addicted to the stuff

I'm honestly a pretty big fan of SNW, but I do hate that stuff. When the captain of the Enterprise gives an order, and the helmsman responds with something like, "Hell yeah, dude!" it just really gets under my skin.

I made the switch when they EoL'd Windows 10, and there is definitely some Computer Bullshit involved in daily use, but I can tolerate things being a bit rough better than I can tolerate companies beign actively malicious

Tuntuiko oikeasti siltä että sydän hakkasi? Nimittäin mulla välillä urheilukello kanssa väittää että tasaisella kävellessä yhtäkkiä syke on joku 160 vaikka se oikeasti on sadan pinnassa.

Nah, it just means you pick one day that's kind of close to your name

Miksi kissanpennun elämä on tänään(kin) hirveää: #Kippari

jumalauta stubb ei käy vessassakaan varmistamatta ensin mitä verrokkimaat tekevät

ホラー映画よりこわい動画。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Videos scarier than horror movies.

Da muffin-wanter has logged on

a box of "vihreitä kuulia", "green marbles" gummy candies

"I like to think that the green orbs are some kind of a gummy candy"

Well, now that you live in Finland you can live the dream

i have a bottle of champagne (yes, from the region) for when n/a happens

awww, Vivi's doing the slow blink at Josh

a warning sign similar to "rotating parts" except instread of a hand getting mangled in the gears, it's a brain

i made a warning sign for cognitohazard

maybe they were just trying to alter it by a couple of letters to be less of a potty mouth

Hell yeah, Turku on 3. tunnetuin kaupunkin pohjoismaissa sitten kun listalta on poistettu kaikki tunnetut pohjoismaalaiset kaupungit 🥉🍾

here's a free cursed idea for someone: a trailerized version of entry of the gladiators

äijä on piän äijä

golden sun game box edited to read "fucking sun"

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus Ford says the ’93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.

This is as relevant as ever theonion.com/ford-unveils...