Roy!

No it’s truly bewildering these men exist

The gay ones are always even more desperate for power to me

I know and like how did they know so fast. I mean I posted about it but I wasn’t like googling resources or anything

Genuinely so wild to me

That’s so true

Okay I just had to double check

Hello everyone the anabolic window isn’t real

Are we

This is definitely worth sacrificing all of the worlds RAM for

SORRY I forgot you also are subscribed to my bulge newsletter (Instagram)

I posted a pic of my bulge but that’s about it

You know what’s wild is somehow my collected data knows I’m being laid off and I’m getting scam SNAP sign up emails now

I said no because I want you to remain sexy

What

LOL

New York pic

so true

And why was I passing around my dick pic at the bar last night

Sexy probably

It’s a brain tumor

Lobottomy

Anytime I’m feeling anxious I like to remember that even a small headache is a potential brain tumor ❤️

Up your butt

Oh god I’m so sorry

*me as a gym bros therapist* well you’re never gonna hit hypertrophy with that

Hmmm, I’ll have to interview you and test your skills,

No this time if you stop paying you become straight

Yeah but not to me directly

My million dollar idea is finding a way to turn being gay into a subscription service

Ohhhhhhhhhh I wanna try