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Allison Hantschel

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Media for DAME magazine. She/her. Co-founder, First-Draft.com. Alumna of The Daily Cardinal.

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Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is because the dead have been rising from the grave?

10.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear God, there is, isn't there.

11.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Over-under on the # of emails inside the administration that spell it "Straight?"

11.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He has no principles whatsoever so that makes him a very reliable predictor of where the money is at any given moment.

10.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Print Radio Tasmania sounds like the pitch for Deadloch season two.

10.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should be FLATTERED they liked your work enough to gank it!

10.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The NYC news is doing a story about a "rabid coyote" and my brain would like you to know that scans exactly the same as "bitchin' Camaro"

10.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Do whatever skeezy shit you want since laws aren't real anymore but asking the internet to applaud you for it is just NEEDY, my dude.

10.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like now we have two problems. You're a petty thief AND a "there, I said it" guy.

10.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My only contribution to the shoplifting discourse is that as usual, bragging about being a shithead because you assume everyone else is just as shitty makes you look way worse than the original shithead behavior.

10.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also…

:: sighs ::

…this opening line is wildly untrue, although it is true that they've gotten less *attention,* which may be why they aren't *known* for discussing their faith.

To name a few:

Β· Pete Buttigieg
Β· Chris Coons (who NYTimes quotes after this)
Β· Elizabeth Warren
Β·Β Sarah McBride

09.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 10

Tim Walz talked more about his faith on the campaign trail than frickin' Vance did and it's Vance's whole personality!

09.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The AUDACITY.

09.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I wouldn't tempt the timeline given what we already have.

09.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This kind of rip-and-read is endemic to television news and it's always been heinous. Good on Marisa for calling it out, with receipts.

"This is a story you're seeing first on News4" Go fuck yourselves.

09.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During the liberation of Dachau and Buchenwald in 1945, many of the camp guards tried to escape by disguising themselves as prisoners or civilians. Newly liberated prisoners recognized several guards immediately, and you can imagine how that ended for them.

09.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 774 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is terrible but that's no excuse for not having the house ready for guests.

08.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Collected two and a half bags of yard trash, filled up the raised beds, cleared out a nasty neglected corner of the yard, baked 4 doz. gingerbread oatmeal cookies, got a big pot of ragu on the stove.

08.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

May I ask you to travel juuuust a little further and take out Charles? He's the one who kept moving them around for his next big fuckup.

08.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

RIGHT?! "Do some girls like girls?" versus "are you and Dad gonna DIE SOMEDAY?!"

08.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your post reminded me of one of my favorite comics that I use as wallpaper on my computer. My current mood is the same

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Water does this trick too. Spring was 3 months in for us and it was the first time I felt normal for a second.

08.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll die mad about 2004 and you can't stop me.

08.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading something called "nostalgia daily" should get you put on a watch list.

08.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've found feral raccoon rage to be very useful in the past year.

07.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21825 πŸ” 6562 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 161

The guy who did my tattoos said there's an industry term for Nazi tats.

"Salary caps."

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who did my ink said there's an industry term for Nazi tats.

"Salary caps."

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh they did? All by themselves? Did they show up all at once or arrive separately?

06.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8

I would not make it through a Federalist Radio Minute without a rage stroke.

06.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0