Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
Crank Tanks is on the list twice. Game so nice you listed it twice?
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
a bunch of unorganized cables going everywhere. there's the back of a pc tower. the floor is dirty. caption reads: what if we kissed in the cursed cable management hell under my desk
A printed poem which reads: I hav for breakfast Weetabix I hav for lunch some meat I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat Peter Hazel, 5
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
This looks VERY cool.
Here is a link to the model if you would like to make it. The book light is from Aliexpress and I link to it in the description.
www.printables.com/model/140582...
A playdate console sitting on top of a bunch of bananas. You can see a blue plastic case has been attached to the back of the playdate, it is holding a book light that is helping light the screen. The console is turned on and the screen is showing the game "Under the Castle".
I made a light holder for the playdate. In case you want to play it in the dark (it has no backlight).
This looks really nice. I appreciate all the detail you put in the blog post. Nice to read about your reasoning behind the refactoring.
I tried doing this last year but didn't manage. Spent too much time fiddling with the emulator to get around my controller not having analogue pressure sensitive buttons. Maybe this is the year.
Jucika Wants to Sleep
It is total nonsense. Like Seven of Nine and Chakotay.
You can tell it's the hapless nerd writers and producers vicariously making the dull plain male characters end up in relationships with the hottest BABES.
It's not very Holiday-y is it. Depressing dominion war and dark sets.
A plush Jean-Luc Picard next to a 5-pack of lightbulbs showing only four bulbs in the illustration
oh no
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're outside the desert against a rocky backdrop. Sisko is in the sand, on his needs. He's wearing a t-shirt with a red stripe across, just having a beach day. He's looking up, half squinty because it's sunny and bright, and smiling like he's in a Mentos commercial. (The Freshmaker) He's got both hands on a ornate and fancy looking box with inlaid designs that look old and antique and mysterious. Closed caption reads, "That must have been some Orb experience."
The cover for farming simulator 16 bit edition. It features one of their red tractor renders and farm land, possibly from one of the main games, but with nonsense dithering around the "dust" by the tires. It mentions there's a limited green cartridge inside.
The interior of the box showing the black and white instruction manual and the green cartridge which is a shade somewhere between a recycling bin and mucus from the exorcist. The art is turned sideways so that it faces the camera properly.
It's random game Saturday! Today I want to showcase Farming Simulator 16 bit edition for the genesis/MD. A proper demake of farming simulator from the devs themselves, with music by turrican composer Chris Hülsbeck. Comes with a nice manual and kind of a gross green cart!
Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
The two men that cut down that tree we should hang them from their feet in trafalgar square and everyone kill them and then shoot them from canons as high as possible see how they like it. And then batter them.
Methinks chess is too simple for a man of my... shall we say, not inconsiderable intellect! It's over 100 years old [laughs] it doesn't even include [tries really hard to think of something from a video game that will make people like me] Companion Cube
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
I love this thing.
Modern Props 195-290-1 Dual Axis Generator
it's gotten to the point where i jump out of my chair and pause the show whenever this thing shows up in the background of any scifi thing
Tesco website in 2000
Tesco website in 2000
#WebDesignHistory
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
cover imagery is a daytona car sprite and a blowup doll in a swimsuit with long dark hair as the grid girl beside the car?
saturn fan, magazine, cover (1995) archive.org/details/satu...
mii in mariokart lobby saying, I'm using mouse controls!
Well I didn't get a funny message or anything. Maybe it was already 300 characters and that was the joke! hahahAHAHA
They're saying that the posts are now 299 characters so I'm trying to write a post that is that many characters long. I will need to ramble a bit to manage a post that is that long but I'm sure I can do it if I put my mind to it. I had oxtail soup for tea. Might have ice cream later. Flanders sucks
GEORGE: These days you need a Steam account if you want to hang out with women! It's a new game every week, Jerry!
JERRY: A new game every week? I thought you were playing that horror extraction game.
GEORGE: They're all horror extraction! It's all the same game, but you pay $20 every time!
