Johnny Killoran

Every AI video feels like a friend who wants to show you their Trump impression. No matter how close it is you’d much rather stop being ther friend.

so passive aggressive; “we’ll get you next time!”

You preferred human writing. You're either sharply attuned to the qualities that make for great writing, or a lucky guesser. Maybe you also noticed that human writing often includes some clunky phrases,

COME AT ME ROBOTS

a Bigfoot emoji with the title “Hairy Creature”

I love that there were definitely meetings about this. “Well, we don’t want to come across as having an opinion on the existence or non-existence of The Bigfoot.”

the Monday after my "confirmation weekend retreat" I passed a girl from it in the high school hallway (with whom I'd had no previous contact/relationship) and she gave me a creepy long stare-and-nod and I was like "oh shit I'm in a cult," and I was out

i don’t wanna come across as cruel here

but like,,,,,,,

there should be a law that forces all media coverage of war to be radio only, filter out all the excited-to-wear-flak-jackets dorks

I randomly entered an Oscar pool (something I never do) mostly just to select him as Best Actor and look rad as hell if he were to win. (also if that movie were a play the Tonys would have created some loophole allowing that same performance to win the award on like a weekly basis)

wife had to get on a work zoom while in the car while I drove. ppl opened call w most inane "start of the weekend business chatter" that I began desperately signaling for wife to "SAY T.G.I.F.!" and it was hard to tell which would cause an accident first: that or her kicking me out through my window

please do not verify Jerry. speaking as a Verified, that would potentially devalue my Bluesky VeriCoins™ and VeriBucks™. also I have several questions related to the Bluesky VeriCoins™ and VeriBucks™ redemption process as well as the BlueSky Verified VeriRewards™ VeriElite™ program. do I dm you or

Ballet dancers and opera singers are upset with Timothée Chalamet for saying, in a chat with Matthew McConaughey, that 'no one cares' about their art forms.

using my single opportunity to operate a time machine to type this phrase onto one side of a small piece of paper, hand write “March 2026” on the other side, and deliver it via said machine to myself watching Dazed and Confused stoned as hell for the umpteenth time sophomore year of college.

oh so you all are on their side

dear apple and/or internet how do I remove myself from a dads text thread (already muted notifications/it’s just husbands of my wife’s female friends/I only like 1 or 2 of them/I’ve never said a single thing on it/none of their bits are good and the main guys all love A.I.) without them noticing ty

Shane (Walton Goggins) sitting in a bathroom in an episode of The Shield. (It's the final episode of The Shield, and if you know The Shield, you know something very bad has just happened and more bad stuff is about to happen)

with accelerated progress to:

two names, two fingers, baybee

his name is Mark AND Wayne, so you know it's gonna work out.

HOW DO YOU JUST WALK AROUND BUYING PAPER TOWELS AND WHATEVER WHEN YOUR ACTUAL GODDAMN NAME IS BATMAN

Kevin Bacon running to stop Jurassic Park girl on the pogo stick in TREMORS

I'm so validated for never having watched that Paramount+ show about him

that’s two views tho

Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

In interviews during the tour, it was remarked by interviewers that the singer appeared similar to actors Bob Hoskins and Danny DeVito. [971 Collins joked that all three of them could play the Three Bears from the story Goldilocks and the Three Bears. DeVito heard the idea and contacted Collins and Hoskins about making a film. 141] Collins researched bears, and a script was planned. Kim Basinger reportedly wished to play the role of "Goldilocks" 198) However, problems arose (mostly involving the script), and all three actors abandoned the film. '411

can’t sleep, but it turns out that reading the Wikipedia entry on Phil Collins’ “No Jacket Required” is the equivalent of eating black-market diet pills

David Zaslav Cashing In Over $100 Million Of Warner Bros Discovery Stock; Other Top Execs Also Sell Warner Bros. Discovery chief executive David Zaslav is selling stock in the company worth north of $114 million.

The most disgusting combination of self-enrichment and failed management in the history of the entertainment business. deadline.com/2026/03/davi...

a teenage (young adult, to my child self's perspective) Sean Astin in the narration portion of WHITE WATER SUMMER

a seemingly decade-younger Sean Astin, with Kevin Bacon, in the main story portion of WHITE WATER SUMMER

thinking about the movie WHITE WATER SUMMER, which I only saw parts of on VHS at a friend's house; it confused me deeply by having a seemingly 20-something Sean Astin provide on-camera cutaway commentary on his child self's camping misadventure w/ Kevin Bacon (Wikipedia offers barely an explanation)

looking forward to seeing how the jingoistic Michael Bay (Pete Berg?) movie about this makes it Hillary Clinton’s fault

Major League Collection 2 of 3 watched

The Ring Collection 2 of 3 watched

Scream Collection 6 of 7 watched

MAJOR LEAGUE: BACK TO THE MINORS? RINGS? SCREAM 7? C'mon, man, Screams 1-4 should count as the complete "collection"; make the reboot ones a separate group and then I'll remove 5 and 6 from my log. Work with your OCD-afflicted user base, Letterboxd.

Ace Ventura Collection 2 of 3 watched

Crocodile Dundee Collection 2 of 3 watched

Dumb and Dumber Collection 2 of 3 watched

@letterboxd.social is largely great for obsessive-compulsives like myself, with the detailed list-making and whatnot...but with "Almost Complete Collections," it is cruel to us. To scratch that itch, I'll have to watch ACE VENTURA JR.? CROCODILE DUNDEE IN LOS ANGELES? DUMB AND DUMBERER?

HARRY HOLE

if there's a murder there I know just the detective for the case

HOME / TV / NEWS 'Survivor' At 50: Creator Charlie Parsons Shares Original Pitch Document & Reveals His "One Regret" About CBS Series

Survivor is not 50. Yes, time is a construct but it exists as an *agreed-upon* construct. Stop this nonsense.