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LJ Pemberton

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Writer's writer's writer. πŸ“š STILL ALIVE (2024), longlisted for the 2025 Dublin Literary Award. https://tinyurl.com/y8mt536j

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Who knows what comes next? Yesterday was a terrible day. Today might be good. I don't know. I don't have to know. I'm going to experience what I can before I leave this plane. If I am lucky enough to get old, I hope I can say it was an interesting ride.

11.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Studying history or anthropology will teach you that being alive has always been an unpredictable mix of horror and beauty, and so I do not feel the same kind of doomerism that some peers have succumb to. Instead, in my forties, I feel overwhelmingly alive and full of potential.

11.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The newest evolution of this orientation towards my own existence, for lack of better terminology (personal ontology?) is that I have begun to feel a new gratitude for all I have experienced and a new urgency around what each day can be.

11.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And one of the great joys of my middle age is that at some time in my thirties I consented. I became okay with being here.

11.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in my twenties, there are so many frustrations and hardships I can now attribute to the fact that I hadn't yet consented to being alive. I was mad about it. I was trying to escape.

11.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Being a Luddite Is Cool and All, but Have You Seen the Hilarious Tapestries These New Looms Are Making? - now #2 on the trending list at @mcsweeneys.net !!

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11.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one serene and moonlight night, when all the waves rolled by like scrolls of silver; and, by their soft, suffusing seethings, made what seemed a silvery silence, not a solitude; on such a silent night a silvery jet was seen

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
One Poem by Lucy Jones – beestung

"I have met people who would eat my soul right in front of me, not from spite
But because there’s a reverence in consuming a person in front of them"

β€”Lucy Jones

beestungmag.com/issue26/one-...

11.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this term school girl, they keep saying 160 school girls

not girls

not 160 girls

it’s anachronisticβ€”othering to say school girl

even though i keep thinking, i was a school girl

i was a girl at school

11.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

today was not my best day, but there will be other days

11.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job The Social Security inspector general’s office is investigating allegations that the former DOGE engineer took sensitive data on a thumb drive in a major potential security breach, said people familia...

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10.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 45
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10.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1140 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 40

Reviews help people discover books that would otherwise languish in obscurity.

Thank you to everyone who has reviewed my bookβ€”past, present, and ye future folks too!

10.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking illiterate pedants everywhere

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Twain was my special interest from ages 21-26. I, too, endorse this message.

10.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg how did I forget to mention The Golden Ass by Apuleius? The only ancient Roman novel to survive in its entirety? And people say my book is horny. This thing is a bawdy romp from start to finish!

10.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ooooof facts

10.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with edgelords in left spaces is that once they're validated they think being complete dickbags is a form of organizing

10.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When you support indie booksellers and bookstores, you are supporting human curation, the exercise of judgment and taste, the storefronts that make cities interesting. You make it possible for writers and readers outside the mainstream to be found again. You support real people who love literature.

10.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you support indie presses, you keep art and writing made by people alive. You make it possible for voices to exist outside the mainstream. You support real people who are going to work everyday and creating when they can (usually by sleeping less).

10.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
"You preferred human writing.
You're either sharply attuned to the qualities that make for great writing, or a lucky guesser. Maybe you also noticed that human writing often includes som clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's 'Blood Meridian,' caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'

A.I. used to make mistakes like these. But today's systems are much more fluid than their predecessorsβ€”so fluid, in fact, that finding grammatical errors or nonstandard syntax is often a hint that you're looking at a human's prose, not a machine's."

"You preferred human writing. You're either sharply attuned to the qualities that make for great writing, or a lucky guesser. Maybe you also noticed that human writing often includes som clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's 'Blood Meridian,' caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.' A.I. used to make mistakes like these. But today's systems are much more fluid than their predecessorsβ€”so fluid, in fact, that finding grammatical errors or nonstandard syntax is often a hint that you're looking at a human's prose, not a machine's."

i genuinely hate this guy

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 545 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 17

What a great conference you had!!! Thank you for supporting indie lit and indie authors! (And oh how I adore Casey Plett, one of the founders of Little Puss. We went to grad school together.) xo

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hot

10.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, at the classically inspired literary magazine, @danielmiller.bsky.social shows what it’s all about:

10.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's why I'm so against ChatGPT. I'm against letting a machine do your homework for you. I think you should cling to Doing Your Homework Yourself like it's the last opportunity you have to liberate yourself from mental enslavement. Because it basically is.

Anyway shout out to Kai Cenat.

15.01.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1374 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I am so sick of near illiterate fascist fools telling the rest of us how Culture and Art and History should be done, when they haven't bothered to learn how it ever was created in the first place. They lost the past by never knowing it, and I'll be damned if they win the future.

10.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sick of near illiterate fascist fools telling the rest of us how Culture and Art and History should be done, when they haven't bothered to learn how it ever was created in the first place. They lost the past by never knowing it, and I'll be damned if they win the future.

10.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spouse to himself, in a migraine haze, speaking of our cat:

"Meeps knows what's what. He knows Bob Fosse wasn't actually a very good dancer."

10.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*read

10.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not even asking for your policy paper on how to get there I’m just asking people to imagine it with their minds and want it. It’s free to do!

10.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1