man, “When do you turn 16?” is a fucking insane question to ask. you are 30 years old.
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man, “When do you turn 16?” is a fucking insane question to ask. you are 30 years old.
just putting this in the 'bring back shame' files
www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
The ICE detention center purchases appear to be money laundering:
JUST IN: Democrats flip a seat in the New Hampshire state House.
Dem Bobbi Boudman has won today’s special election, NHJournal reports.
(Boudman was the Dem nominee in 2024 & lost by 14%; Trump won here by 9%.)
This is Dems’ third legislative flip so far this year, after Texas and Arkansas.
hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz
5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.
Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.
I believe in stove touching and that's why oil should be 440 dollars
Clock that shows the “feels like” time
Who’s ready for famine girl summer
In Florida? Jesus
Sometimes someone keeps starting shit and tries to chicken out of it and someone has to beat their ass way too hard so they’ll never pull that shit again. This describes how middle school boys think but that’s basically what Iran wants to do to the US right now.
its the dipshit astronaut and blumenthal
The core revelation here is that Trump has lost the public *on the mass deportations themselves* and not just on ICE's brutal tactics. We have been arguing this for months but media has simply refused to acknowledge it. Now so obvious that it can't be avoided
he's never forgiven them for fox calling them early
i have a friend about my age who was raised vegetarian by vegan parents but they're both cornell professors and he grew up in ithaca which is 90s vegan easy mode
that was really the majority of my problem back then and i didn't realize it, we were a salt and pepper household growing up and i didn't have any experience with anything more exotic than pizza
i tried just going vegetarian in the 90s and i lasted three days. plant based meats have made something impossible into beyond easy mode and that's how they came up with the names
he wants his ass kicked!! he's been begging for it!!
FUCK. US. UP.
FUCK! US! UP!!!
to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost
teach us a lesson we won't forget oh god yes
unghhh yes treat us like worms
500 likes and I'll call out tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games
Happy Steve Martin Day!! MAR10
It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.
Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.
it’s giving moltmann vibes
BREAKING: Reports of attack on US diplomatic facility near Baghdad airport
hell yeah that's the american dream (benevolent)
i can only assume that its remained in my head since seeing the video once on VH1 as a child for all the intervening years so that i can somehow gain access to trump, sing it within earshot of him, instantly lull him into a trance, and keep him subdued until the strike team can move into position