The best thing about murdering Wally is it would take them ages to find the body.
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The best thing about murdering Wally is it would take them ages to find the body.
COME ONNNNNNN #DRFC
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN #DRFC
Some twat at work complained about me to HR for pointing out that the last time the king was an odd-numbered Charles, the monarchy ended.
Just stumbling around trying to figure out how the world works.
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Isn't this the same Naomi Wolf who hates 5G and got misty eyed remembering how peaceful Belfast was in the 80s? Not exactly a serious person.
The Pembroke in Belgravia, a soon-to-open private members' club catering to London's " super wealthy", has taken out a half-page advertisement in Country Life for a "butter sommelier". It explains that the recruit - who must have a "deep love for, and understanding of, butter" - will "curate our butter assortment", and help train staff to use our "silver butter trolley".
Lads
Does Toby Young count as a celebrity? Pretty anti free speech of him tbh
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
I still think about this a lot.
The troubles
a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'
you want to see a murder
So that’s that, right? We don’t have to put up with endless drivel about how expensive it is to save the planet abd ourselves ever again? Cool.
⌚ 60' - GOOOOOOALLLL ROVERS!!! Brandon Hanlan nets the equalizer!!! 1-1. PARK THE BUS!! #drfc
Wonder if they employ the Mercy Rule in the champions league
Pretty pleased with my first few days as Tottenham's goalkeeping coach.
Tottenham LOLspur
So because #Ryanair in 2024 treated a passenger to a 13-hour delay and €890 in costs for a new flight, and then simply ghosted her, an Austrian court today impounded one of its airplanes at Linz airport. ooe.orf.at/stories/3345...
bluesky being immediately negatively polarized into going with skeets because we were asked not to was the first sign that we were going to make it as a posting site
every true posting forum declares forever war against the mods
Sausage
Father Of Bride
Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018
My favourite part of March so far has been every subscription company emailing me at the same time apologising that it's only going up a small amount. They're all very sorry they have to do this bang on schedule every year, though.
George Burns could theoretically have met both Queen Victoria and Ariana Grande.
It’s possible for Kirk Douglas to have been present at both the murder of the Romanovs and the funeral of Keith from the Prodigy.
For whatever reason yesterday, one of the twins did a "6-7" at me, then followed up with an "upside down 6-7"
Asked what that was & she didn't know. So I said "Is it L9?"
Happy to say even after I explained it she looked as confused as we first did when their generation started the fucking thing.
Christian Poopoo
Groom
Hawaii, Board of Health, Marriage Record Indexes, 1909-1989
I hope every Emmy judge that ignored Carrie Coon's performance for three years never has a restful night's sleep ever again.
