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I write and talk about the Sounders on @sounderatheart.com.

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From Player to Coach | João Paulo's Seattle Sounders Journey
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From Player to Coach | João Paulo's Seattle Sounders Journey
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12.03.2026 03:49 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

nice

12.03.2026 03:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From my kids school experience: thus cap forced pta to cease funding of school supplies and stop underwriting afterschool enrichment. Seems a suboptimal directive.

12.03.2026 03:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well apparently no one else did either lol

12.03.2026 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I asked Brian Schmetzer to comment on Ryan Sailor visiting the White House and some conservative commenters on Twitter got mad.

12.03.2026 02:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Was secretly hoping someone would accuse me of not really knowing anything about Schmetzer’s political leanings.

12.03.2026 02:37 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oscar Pareja was the second longest tenured head coach in MLS.

1. Brian Schmetzer, Seattle — 2016, midseason
2. Greg Vanney, LA Galaxy — 2021
3. Pablo Mastroeni, Real Salt Lake — 2021, midseason

11.03.2026 19:05 👍 71 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

Maybe the funniest thing about all the “outrage” ginned up by Clay Travis and Alexi Lalas about my questions to Brian Schmetzer, apparently not a single Twitter user was bothered enough to actually come after me on Twitter. Just lots of name-calling in the responses, but no one actually @-ing me.

12.03.2026 02:29 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 7006 🔁 1879 💬 215 📌 49

This

12.03.2026 01:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s kinda weird that verified 6-foot-1 Jake Paul is like an inch taller than 6-3 Donald Trump, right?

12.03.2026 00:40 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You guys have basically reached equally high pinnacles of pro sports, right?!?

12.03.2026 00:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve been corrected: he also started against Ottawa.

12.03.2026 00:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reed Baker-Whiting gets his first start for Nashville.

12.03.2026 00:04 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Apparently Schmetzer is ill, but is still expected to be on the sideline tomorrow.

12.03.2026 00:01 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interestingly, Freddy Juarez is filling in for Brian Schmetzer at today’s Matchday -1 presser ahead of the CCC match.

12.03.2026 00:00 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Actual paid actors

11.03.2026 23:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quality went down, prices went up, they sold out their principles

11.03.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 22:39 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

I once got 955 comments telling me to kill myself for writing a dumb Athletic column so I expect that basketball guy to stop before hitting 956 out of respect

11.03.2026 19:59 👍 98 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

Did you Double Dare him to do it?

11.03.2026 22:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TIL there was a ‘formal’ boycott of Target that could be called off. Meanwhile, most of us have simply stopped shopping there.

11.03.2026 22:38 👍 86 🔁 8 💬 11 📌 1

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11.03.2026 20:14 👍 147 🔁 14 💬 8 📌 1

It would be, but the train north is always pretty unreliable.

11.03.2026 19:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Spokane trip lines up with March Madness, and the NCAA told teams "extreme flexibility ... will be necessary" because of a nationwide charter aircraft shortage.

11.03.2026 19:03 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t know if this is the reason, but it’s a fair one.

11.03.2026 19:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For those wondering, the Sounders have apparently always bussed to VAN but now mostly fly to PDX (I don’t know why). More interestingly, they’re flying commercial to Spokane. Apparently, the charter industry is squeezed such that it became prohibitively expensive for what is a 45-minute flight.

11.03.2026 18:51 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 1

If you’re willing to fire your coach after three weeks, I don’t understand why you wouldn’t just do it in the offseason.

11.03.2026 18:22 👍 45 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 1

There are ways that FIFA and/or American gov’t entities can limit reselling, though. I just flatly reject the idea that lowering prices would have somehow led us to the same place.

11.03.2026 18:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All the markups go to private ticket sellers but that also assumes no o e is keeping tickets they buy from FIFA. Believe it or not, a lot folks just want to go to games not make money on their tickets

11.03.2026 17:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0