Evan Krummel

*Kermit voice

Timmy, Daddy's going to be away for a while in a correctional facility

Jesus, unfamiliar with even the concept of an automobile, fumbled haplessly with the wheel.

having a relaxed and confident breakdown

Needs more trains… def my biggest complaint overall. That and Tom’s apparent lack of tunnel facts in this latest season. Absolutely unacceptable!

I’m frankly not sure either Ben or Sam is emotionally prepared for this…

SATAN: Is there any way to make camping worse?

INVENTOR OF THE MUSIC FESTIVAL: I'm about to blow your mind

American cheese is just regular cheese with 70k in hospital bills

am i walkin here?

(new yorker in the midst of existential crisis)

I hope reincarnation doesn’t exist because I can’t do this shit twice.

growing up as a kid i always knew i wanted to fall asleep on the couch and wake up 3 hours later with the tv still on and my hand still in the bag of doritos

if the horrors could maybe slow down i have a stitch in my side and my legs are tired

woah even got them in order, impressive.

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Me: *stands on one leg*

My flamenco teacher: No.

how many two factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

Big day for you!

Me

YO CUTE

Yeah that’s pretty much it…

RIP Microcosmos 😓

Been loving the infinite microcosmos stream though!

child custody rap battle

I like to think of it as a trolley *opportunity*

Loved your work on the getaway! Did a major double take when I saw you in the credits.

This shows up in my “self-identified rurality” video, where the peer-reviewed research finds that people who identify and behave as “rural” (regardless of where they actually live) experience higher rates of all kinds of sedentary-related disease

if you're walking down the sidewalk and see a rock, you can pick up the rock and put it down somewhere else. most of them are not glued down

Had a intelligent conversation earlier took a while to get my stupidity back.

I’d say you’ll have a gun pulled on you, but you British solved that issue so tbh I think you’re fine! May the gods bless your boldness.

I feel like these are one and the same…?

Been getting this a lot on instagram and YouTube as well— things that I’ve already liked. Doesn’t make much sense imo