Onnaise

I am always saying this

I mean Trump is so bad at lying that it wraps around to being government transparency again but imagine being alive during the invasion of Iraq and thinking Trump wasn’t going to do that

Ts pmo ong fr fr

You know how you shouldn’t make fun of two pedophiles? Depict them as gay.

kinda weird to do the haha they’re gay for each other when their whole thing was raping girls

People are still defending Kobe Bryant in the grand 2026?

To be honest, the Target boycott has to be permanent now

“Boycott leaders”

Glup Shitto?

old man wearing a sweater that says “big dick is back in town”

virtue signaling is good. practicing virtue is better, but both signaling AND practicing virtue is best.

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

why did we even domesticate peeves

Constellis, formerly Blackwater, is an American private military contractor founded on December 26, 1997,[2] by former Navy SEAL officer Erik Prince.[3][4] It was renamed Xe Services in 2009, and was again renamed to Academi in 2011, after it was acquired by a group of private investors.[5] In 2014, Academi merged with Triple Canopy to form Constellis Holdings.[6][7][8] Constellis and its predecessors provide contract security services[9] to the United States federal government. Since 2003, it has provided services to the Central Intelligence Agency. In 2007, Blackwater received widespread notoriety for the Nisour Square massacre in Baghdad, when a group of its employees killed 17 Iraqi civilians and injured 20. Four employees were convicted in the United States and were later pardoned on December 22, 2020, by President Donald Trump.[10][11]

if you're trying to defend Platner by claiming that he didn't ACTUALLY work for Blackwater, he just worked for Constellis, which is TOTALLY DIFFERENT.....they just renamed the company after some mergers.

and Constellis is still notably evil! they're currently working with ICE!

It's genuinely difficult to imagine people like this functioning in society.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

meditating on how the Republican party's goal is pushing everything as far toward fascism as they can, and the Democratic party's goal is preventing any leftward movement whatsoever

rotating the concept in my mind
𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 if you will

It should not take 51 points to prove someone’s innocence in the court of public opinion

My two favorite things in this are the little pause he takes after reading the constitution and the phrase she uses “So constitutionally, the constitution says”

two frames from 30 rock: - liz lemon (tina fey) says "What a week, huh?" - jack donaghy (alec baldwin) says "Lemon, it's Wednesday and 311 day."

today is the only day you can post this until 2037

I love how she’s essentially described the plot of Jujutsu Kaisen

Remember, at 3k posts I’ll show you the aftermath of using my domain expansion on a conservative. I had to clash with this lady the other day.

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

I’m trying to see if I can reach 3k posts today

When you’re just trying to get through your day…

Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

Why did he even do that?

Operation Epic Fury [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass. It's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

who’s the MAGAt’s now you fucking buffoons? nice one! see what #Resisting and #BackTheBlueNoMatterWho got you? supporting the orange man! good job, nimrods. keep it up.