Louise

Amazing! Sorry if I inadvertently insulted Rufus, I am sure he is a most svelte gentleman.

Currently en route to Metz, where I’ll collect a vehicle for delivery to the north of England. It’s going to be a long couple of days!

Thank you! 🛫

Morning Minnette, have a good day.

Rufus is a chonky boy! I don’t think my own cats ever made it past about 4.5 kg.

That looks like a lovely experience! Let us know how it goes.

Morning ORCs, I’m off to Metz today for a last-minute European job. Weather is good here in London (en route to the airport), hope it stays nice for the car collection later on. I hope everyone is well and if not, I hope you are at least comfortable. Have a good day all.

A label printing joke.

I've shared this before, but it always makes me laugh. The pettiness of the joke.

Morning Suzanne, have a good day.

Morning Didi.

Good morning ORCs from back home in Medway. Laundry day today before hopefully getting back out on the road again tomorrow. Freezing in Warwickshire yesterday but much warmer in Worcestershire for some reason. Have a good day all.

Leamington Spa looked nice from the bus!

Tbh the museum was a bit mid but it passed some time. The SS Great Britain was a lot more interesting, and I’d like to try to get to M Shed next time I’m around.

Good morning all from Bristol. I visited the SS Great Britain yesterday, where the passenger bunks are about two-thirds the size of my hostel bed, imagine that on a long voyage. 😮 off to Warwick this morning and then I’ll try to find a drive to take me vaguely in the direction of home.

Not visited any of those places yet, alas. It does look like a lovely part of the world. Maybe in future if I can get a drive down here again. :)

Thanks - I’m just going into the city museum and art gallery, which sounds interesting. Wishing you a good day too. :)

A dog and a lamppost have a special relationship as well.

Good morning ORCs from Bristol. Hostel has a burst pipe and clueless residents. Bristol is very noisy and Minehead was … strange. Day exploring today before driving again tomorrow. Happy Sunday all!

Happy anniversary!

Haha, thanks!

The above list of people in a photo together from January 1994

Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).

I once had a roofer turn up to work a bit late and apologise profusely because his wife had left him that morning and left their baby with him too. I was astonished!

It is indeed a supermarket delivery truck, and it has consumed £65 worth of diesel since leaving Hartlepool yesterday. At least it’s no longer raining inside the cab …

Good morning ORCs from a motorway services in Somerset. Weather is horribly dull here, I wonder if it’s the Sahara dust? At least it’s not raining, which is a good thing because the van’s roof leaks copiously. Have a good day all!

New pet peeve: motorway services that remain open despite having major building work happening in the car park. Looking at you, Tamworth Moto. 😠

Casting call! Looking for a woman voice actor, 50+ who is versatile and a vocal chameleon / can play many different bit parts in an audio comedy.

We’re recording in London on 13th & 14th April. This is a paid opportunity. Actor does not need to be autistic!

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You have truly surpassed yourself queen!

Hope so, thanks!

Belated good morning ORCs from Wetherby services. Today I am driving the world’s worst supermarket delivery van towards Somerset (I think). Horrible weather and I need a coffee.

Modern cars are so weird! I drove a Cupra recently, hit the wrong button on the steering wheel and a lap counter appeared on the dashboard! What the hell do I need that for?