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Gravitational-wave astronomer. Author, physicist, philosopher. Revealer of truths, exposer of lies. Exemplar of humanity. Also rather modest. https://fictionalaether.substack.com/

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The nemesis One of the absolute most important keys to success, which most people are too chicken to include in their self-help books, is, of course: have a nemesis.

Never underestimate the professional benefits of having a good nemesis.

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08.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

21.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The saviours of science Desperate times call for extreme measures

When a scientific field goes rotten β€” really rotten!

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21.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s very long. They might need an AI summary.

09.02.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jet-lagged and drinking coffee in Melbourne The title is entirely descriptive and there is no twist

The title says it all, really.

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07.02.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Touch and go A dirty story of a dirty man, plus two more Beatles references.

Could it be that my stories have reached a new level of emotional maturity and thematic sophistication?

No, not really…

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27.01.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing about switching off email over Christmas is opening it again in January and doing a great big delete all.

24.12.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Three terrifying London episodes (2/3) In which I disgrace myself before the worst professor I have ever met

Everyone I’ve shown this asks, β€œHow did you know what my office was like!?”

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13.12.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy! I may have to schedule a return trip to NZ just to see it!

07.12.2025 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Three disturbing London episodes (1/3) The approach to the twelfth floor.

Latest thrilling β€” and in some ways terrifying β€” instalment of The Fictional Aether.

That’s right, we’re going to London!

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06.12.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

02.12.2025 08:48 πŸ‘ 11865 πŸ” 4081 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 447
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A Greek island tragedy averted (At least for the hero of this story)

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22.11.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just listened to the podcast and thought, β€œThere can’t possibly be two TV science advisors with the same name!”

I hope all is well with you, even if you’re not playing with centrifuges!

22.11.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on ALT: a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on

Bluetorial-Jim Watson

I met Jim Watson a few times but did not know him well. However, I was greatly influenced by his book β€œThe Double Helix”. He was a complicated human being with some very, very bad features, but some good contributions.

What follows is my personal perspective.

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How to read a great book Robert Caro's Power Broker, and some guides to powering through it.

My latest, on reasons to read The Power Broker, and some things that might help you do it.

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02.11.2025 10:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would expect that’s the one book I stubbornly would NOT have read…

10.10.2025 13:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of the Matterhorn rising above an Alpine landscape. The colours are a little washed out, but do not appear artificially tinted

A photo of the Matterhorn rising above an Alpine landscape. The colours are a little washed out, but do not appear artificially tinted

Ahead of tomorrow’s #NobelPrize announcement, I went on a deep dive in search of the most obscure physics Nobel Prizes in history. That means it's time for a thread on...🧡

PHYSICS NOBEL PRIZES YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF – PART 1

(1/n)

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An encounter with my brilliant and terrifying Head of Department This is definitely a piece of fiction

In which I valiantly defend my artistic freedom and, of course, freedom of speech.

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04.10.2025 10:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An encounter with my brilliant and terrifying Head of Department This is definitely a piece of fiction

In which I valiantly defend my artistic freedom and, of course, freedom of speech.

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04.10.2025 10:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously it’s extreme-mass-ratio inspiral. The words connected by the hyphens are the adjective for β€œinspiral”.

Shocking that anyone would say otherwise.

16.09.2025 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

* ok, 85%

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My dream postdoc It's all true and not a single bit is made up.

Already several comments on this line.

All I can say is, β€œWow, you made it all the way* through the piece!”

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14.09.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My dream postdoc It's all true and not a single bit is made up.

How Good Will Hunting helped me to find my dream postdoc…

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14.09.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But ok, at least he wasn’t boring…

29.08.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently re-read the DFW piece. I remember thinking it was great, but this time around he came across as a bit disturbed. Probably he shouldn’t have gone a cruise alone…

29.08.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Poor performance. We really need to up our game.

01.08.2025 09:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta keep them honest!

18.07.2025 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC World Service - Science In Action, Biggest black hole merger observed Two black holes have collided and combined in the largest merger yet observed.

Me on the radio, taking massive black holes crashing into each other.

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18.07.2025 07:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GW231123: an unearthly signal A report on some actual science

Our collaboration member Mark Hannam @markdhannam.bsky.social shares his insights on working on our latest discover, the particularly tricky gravitational-wave signal #GW231123

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14.07.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That must have made his day!

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