björk 182

I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

dmv heads up: eastern motors just put out an ad to say they fucked the jingle

well that’s dumb they shouldn’t do that

guess i gotta start taking zinc

why the hague? send him to iran

obama sighed as he drew his sledgehammer

remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination

more conservative than reagan

no loads refused maybe

Pitbull v @pitbull Follow Happy International Women's Day to all of the women around the world! @TheMostBadOnes And then it’s a picture of him surrounded by attractive women

Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull

ship of theseus more like shit of theseus fuck out of here with your janky ass

Went for a walk and still saw cars being used, keep raising those gas prices

jewish atheist edgelord like “bread of affliction more like bread of a fiction”

bit of a two birds one stone situation innit

get up babe we’re doing march 2026 visual metaphors

Don’t date Black Templars players tho

one thing i fw the grindset influencers heavy about is multiple showers a day. like 2-3 tbh, sometimes 4

jran is about to learn why america doesn’t have any health care or anti-missile defense

the slow realization that declaring victory doesn’t stop them from shooting you has been fun to watch, as a fan of imperial decline

take 👏 the 👏 kids 👏 away 👏

just take the kids away

I think they're bad parents because doctors and nurses are telling them what they should do and instead they're listening to a 22 year old nick shirley fuck on tiktok or a man with literal brain worms.

call me albacore the way you’ve found me at a very scottish time in my life

findomming my boss

One of my favorite trump things is when the right media sphere will peddle a talking point and then within hours he just says the thing they all said wasn't true. Yesterday we saw a lot of people poopooing the very concept of blowback, today he just says "yeah that's probably gonna happen, oh well"

gooning hard or hardly gooning?

The World Cup is in 3 months