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DAY 17: Sabretooth

#ComicSky

The 'if you don't think you can beat Reform in 2029 join them' strategy continues.

Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

I think I accidentally woke up and got ready an hour early and only just noticed. That's fucked

Also not at all the point, but David Frost definitely sounds like the name of someone who would rob banks with a freeze ray in a Batman cartoon, ngl

Yeah if you're evil I think they just let you do that

That would be dope honestly

scrappy do's full name is scrappert cornelius doo, btw. just learned this horrible fact and now you have too

Nahh, because if bowser jr talked to me, i would just pretend not to hear him, but if scrappy doo tried to talk to me I would kill him with hammers

a screenshot from brooklyn 99, where captain holt, a black uniformed policeman, says the captioned line "your libido has endangered us all".

literally every greek god to zeus:

My reaction to every piece of news I see lately

Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Batman

The group ranges from: "always pays their rent on time": Megatron, Shockwave (and Soundwave who always pays up his share months in advance), to "always late on paying rent": Dreadwing, Knockout etc, to "what's rent?": (Starscream)

Like, none of them really care about his stories about "the pits of Kaon" and he can't relate to /any of their bullshit/. And out of all of them, he only likes Soundwave, and that's only because his mime bullshit gives him some peace and quiet, plus he brought his pet with him. Peak team dynamic.

Also not at all the point, but David Frost definitely sounds like the name of someone who would rob banks with a freeze ray in a Batman cartoon, ngl

A picture of The Tick (muscular superhero with a large chin wearing a blue body suit and half mask with two bug antenna) posing infront of some skyscrapers

Rewatching Transformers Animated again, and yeah, if I have a "confront character" it is 100% Sentinel Prime

(picture unrelated)

Meme of Starscream from Transformers Prime edited to have a fat ass with a caption saying "Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔"

A poster for Disney Pixar's Cars, featuring the main characters against a rocky landscape

A picture of Optimus Prime, flanked by other G1 era transformers against a cloudy sky background

So do you reckon the Cars from Cars™️ and the Transformers have, like, a common ancestor or something, or is it more of a convergent evolution type-thing, like how animals keep evolving into crabs?

Shockwave and Megatron from Transformers Prime

Soundwave from Transformers Prime

Knockout from Transformers Prime

Starscream smirking (from Transformers Prime)

The Decepticons in TF Prime are the best version version of The Decepticons IMO, because at their core, they aren't a military group, they are a messy found family/flatshare/polycule of like 10 ex-theatre kids, all corralled by a jock who peaked in high school and hates nearly all of them

Megatron looming over Starscream (from Transformers: Prime)

These two should just fuck already

Starscream and Megatron from Transformers Prime. Starscream looks generally nervous and shifty

I feel like 90% of the conflicts in Transformers could have been avoided if Megatron had just gotten Starscream clicker trained.

Like he's a treacherous little shit (no judgement), but like he clearly responds well to positive reinforcement, so honestly, it wouldn't hurt to try.

Four panel meme made up of green, blue, pink and yellow squares. Green has the words "its OK to ask for help" and a picture of Earthspark Optimus Prime. Blue has the words "you're not a burden" and a picture of Transformers: Prime Optimus Prime. Pink says "murder is okay" with a picture of Last Knight Optimus Prime. Yellow says "your feelings matter" with a picture of Transformers Animated Optimus Prime

i love transformers™️

It's honestly even wilder that there's /at least/ the same amount of Decepticons, *if not more*, and they literally have like two bottoms total, and one of them ends up an Autobot by the end anyway

What I'm saying is there are some balancing issues

Megatron and Starscream (from Transformers: Prime)

Megatron and Starscream (from Transformers: Prime)

Megatron and Starscream (from Transformers: Prime)

At a certain point, you have to stop questioning Megatron's credentials as a leader when he continues to keep Starscream around despite his /general bullshit/, and come to the obvious conclusion that it's clearly a kink thing. These two are lovers and the power play is just their love language.

Starscream as he appears in Transformers Prime (sleek, stylised transformer in a cool grey colourscheme with red accents and pointy bits everywhere including a big pointy head fin) with his fists bunched looking tense

Skarmory (bird shaped Pokémon in a cool grey colourscheme with red accents and pointy bits everywhere including a big pointy head fin) flying

I'm bored so uhhhh, Transformers as Pokémon i guess

A thread (maybe)

Starscream (silver and red transformer) grappling Arcee (blue transformer). He has a hand over her face (from Transformers: Prime)

Arcee (blue transformer) stood over Starscream (pointy silver and red transformer) who is looking at her with puppy dog eyes (from Transformers: Prime)

Not yaoi or yuri, but a secret third thing