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this is likely why they keep aiming for heads of government. theyre rolling the dice on one catastrophically stupid guy gaining power

the shame cardio you have to do cause you got too high at the gym

i couldn't imagine letting something choose my words for me. its just repugnant to me on all levels. words are how we express ourselves why would anyone want to give that up

im a chronic emdasher in my more formal writing and these fucking things have stolen the most versatile punctuation from me.

anyway, new PR at the gym today

girl who posts "new PR at the gym today" after the first time she tracks her sets.

Willow doing a HYDRANGEA 🌸

Willow Nightingale: グラウンド式卍固め(guraundo-shiki-manjigatame) | Grounded manjigatame/Octopus hold

NOTES: Same move as RINA/Hana Kimura's HYDRANGEA

#AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

for weekdays, 7 rounds of single game group matchplay over 3 hours.

for weekends single day events, a bracket of 16 best of 7 games.

for weekend long events, pingolf.

for special events, split flipper doubles.

i think they ran like 3 events? but i didnt go last year so im gonna see about it this year

they do full weekend womens events at neon ranch its great!!

we play at cabin! i know a few people from bluffs, but havent been :( i really would like to get some big ontario womens events on the calendar like they have at neon ranch

i think their lease ends this or next month :( if youre around for the summer maple always does a big tournament then too, and we would love to have you at a toronto belles

i think pam and some of the other PWO folks are coming to the march maple pinball tournament! id love to meet up if you can make the trip!

hell yeah! toronto is hosting i think so i strongly encourage you making it out!

But who could show a cheek like Queequeg?

ofc drummer is a queer identity. weve known this for a while

this is so very consistent with his ethos, im unsurprised. listen to windpower and tell me you think this guy could be anything but loving and supportive of his queer kids

Streetcars should not be slower than buses. Give them the priority and technology they deserve today.
Ban parking, left turn restrictions, dedicated lanes as needed, active transit signal priority, electronic switch control and position confirmation, double blade switches, and stop consolidation.

you and dc have to record on location

What's wrong deadlift boy? Afraid you might feel your spinal vertebrae?

but then, you take off the SSRIs goku style and cum instantly for a new PR

theres a joke about pre-workout that i cant quite put my finger on in here somewhere

breaking natty by taking SSRIs

Owner left puppy outside :((

youre doing a great job!

if you can jack it for 3 sets of 15 minutes without cumming, it's time to go up and do 3 sets of 20 minutes. if you can jack it for 3 sets of 20 minutes without cumming,

progressive overload, but it's for jacking off.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

to me, it's second only to "NOT OUR HOTDOGS!" from AFM

a new power is rising! To WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!