The Distorted Lips
The Distorted Lips
Multiple Personality Disorder is blatantly easy to spot sometimes. Or the same person writing Dump's social media posts also wrote this.
Not us fo sho. We in red Ideho(ugh) and we're EXTATIC!!
I'm Mariners but I support my LA-born wifeπ₯°
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π₯ A group founded by Stephen Miller filed a federal complaint in July against the 2025 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers for their commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion. The team's website continues to display its commitment to DEI.
Congratulations, Dodgers!
#Dodgers #WorldSeries
Ummmmmmm
*truth
Itβs a no election + Canadian flag
The Canadian election is tomorrow, and I hope my fellow Canadians vote for Mark Carney. Learn from America and don't let the other guy win because too many people stayed home
Please get all this information out on your other social media accounts. Myself I can only do so much and could use your help in getting this material out on other platforms. Not much point of putting this on my back up Xhitter account as it has been derated as a left-wing supporter account.
BREAKING NYT:
Pete Hegseth's personal phone number β the one used in a recent Signal chat β was easily accessible on the internet and public apps as recently as March, potentially exposing national security secrets to foreign adversaries. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...
Itβs hard to imagine an American home without Chinese products. Many essentials are imported almost entirely from China β and with new tariffs, theyβre likely to become more expensive. We analyzed import data to show where Americans may see product shortages, fewer choices and price increases.
So nice to pick and choose victims to champion...
For anyone with doubts ...
PP, wearing glasses, a gray suit, a red tie, and a white baseball cap with red text stands at a podium speaking into a microphone. The podium reads "Canada Fifty First" in white letters on a blue background. The podium also displays a graphic of a maple leaf patterned like the American flag. The background shows a blurred audience.
A billboard shows a PP dressed like Uncle Sam, wearing a red, white, and blue suit, red bowtie, and a tall hat with stars and stripes. He is smiling slightly. The text next to him reads: "Uncle Pierre wants you to be the 51st." The background features an urban street scene.
You were missing a fun image!
Here are two.
You're welcome π€
Could not not repost this lol
The president at Pope Francis funeral. Looks like the first lady understood how colors and funerals work.
This happened 5 miles from where I live!! I didn't get to go as there was even a HUGE overflow extending out across the massive parking lot!!
Senator Chris Van Hollen just met with El Salvador's Vice President FΓ©lix Ulloa. The VP told Van Hollen that the reason they are holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia at CECOT is because the Trump administration is paying them to do soβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
www.reddit.com/r/law/commen...
Senator Chris Van Hollen, Democrat of Maryland, tried and failed on Wednesday to secure a meeting in El Salvador with Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, an immigrant and Maryland resident who was mistakenly deported by the Trump administration and remains imprisoned. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/u...
It was unavailable overnight, but was fine today
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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I mean I get your statement. Because dang it these effin koolaid drinking freedom freckle loving dimwits fck a LOT of sh*t up man. A LOT. So, I get it. A LOT of us here are doing a lot tho too. They're just making it really hard to see unfortunatelyπ€¬. Which is likely the point as well. Fckrs.
Fckn srsly huh. Ugh.
For Americans confused by Canadian political party colours:
Red: Liberal
Blue: Conservatives
Orange: NDP (socialist lite)
Green: Greens
Light blue: Bloc QuΓ©bΓ©cois (Quebec specific)
Purple: PPC (alt-right conservative libertarians - we donβt talk about them cuz theyβre mostly irrelevant)
Heyyyy a LOT of us are cool. And plus, I dress exactly like President Zelenskyyπ
Slava Ukraini!! πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦